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snakepiss

Canada

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Monday Dec 16, 2002

Dec 16, 2002
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Let the shit stories begin. I stumbled upon toiletooth's journal and he had a childhood shit story for a journal entry. I got so stoked, those are the funniest and I have so many shit stories so I thought I'd enter them into my journal to be immortalized like they deserve to be. Just to clarify one thing, these are mostly stories that I have heard, I cannot take credit for all of these.
One childhood recollection that I recall was hangin out over at a friends house. He had a bunch of kids in his family and they always had friends over and there was just a ton of fucking kids at his house. We were all playing hide & go seek or some shit. And all of a sudden we heard some kid, screaming crying. He was inside like a outhouse in the barn, we opened the door to find this kid wailing his eyes out, covered in shit. He had shit on his shirt, shit on his face, shit on his pants, oh he was a fucking mess. I started screaming runnin around laughing my little dick off. And then his mom came out and she was a bitch. Scary Sherry we all called her. Oh did she smack the shit outta the kid! like savage she was. It was shocking. But the shit part was funny. Still one of the funniest shit stories I have. that kid was probably traumatized. Never again will he crunch himself and spread it about. puke smile puke puke
incest:
i really needed to take one of those morning dumps but, i had a lock on my door cos ma was afraid i'd fall down the stairs in the middle of the night. i was screaming & yelling for her or my stepdad to come unlock me to take a dump, but no one showed. i got so mad i shat at the door & when she came in finally she put her bare foot in a pile of my rancid toddler shit.

i wonder if it was still warm?
Dec 16, 2002

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