snakepiss

Let the shit stories begin. I stumbled upon toiletooth's journal and he had a childhood shit story for a journal entry. I got so stoked, those are the funniest and I have so many shit stories so I thought I'd enter them into my journal to be immortalized like they deserve to be. Just to clarify one thing, these are mostly stories that I have heard, I cannot take credit for all of these.
One childhood recollection that I recall was hangin out over at a friends house. He had a bunch of kids in his family and they always had friends over and there was just a ton of fucking kids at his house. We were all playing hide & go seek or some shit. And all of a sudden we heard some kid, screaming crying. He was inside like a outhouse in the barn, we opened the door to find this kid wailing his eyes out, covered in shit. He had shit on his shirt, shit on his face, shit on his pants, oh he was a fucking mess. I started screaming runnin around laughing my little dick off. And then his mom came out and she was a bitch. Scary Sherry we all called her. Oh did she smack the shit outta the kid! like savage she was. It was shocking. But the shit part was funny. Still one of the funniest shit stories I have. that kid was probably traumatized. Never again will he crunch himself and spread it about.