New year's crushed me, I drank way too much. I'm still hurtin' from it. I guess I fell down and hurt my chin. I have to find out what happened. I hate blackouts. I can never trust myself when I'm drunk and if I don't remember I could've done anything. Yesterday when I went into work I was still drunk. That was at 5:30 in...
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nudwig:
Aw shit, everyone's suppossed to have a scar on their chin, shit I have 3!
amina:
eeeesssshhh, be more careful bebe. i would love to see you breath fire!!!!
Alrigiht, let's get ready for a new year. I'm gonna try and quit smoking this year. I'm so sick of it, it's got to go. That's my big resolution. You might as well paint a white stripe down my back, 'cause I'm gettin drunk as a skunk tonite. New year is my favorite time to party. It's such a meaningful party. A celebration of time...
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amina:
You are so cute, I can just picture you at midnight with your dumb hat and kazoo running around slutting yourself out. Slut yourself out to me dammit!!! Fucking hallmark didn't even have Christmas wrapping paper on December 18. they should just closer their doors, lock it up forever because nobody cares.
I'm getting so gnarly to go out to Cali in the springtime (That's right Amina) I don't know what the plan is yet. My aunt lives in S.D. my cousin is getting married in S.F. My big concern is to make it out to Huntington beach and try and hook up and ride bikes with dirty"D" and hopefully the rest of the flatland fugitives. I'll...
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amina:
what is there to do out here? hang out with me, isnt that enough? hehehehehe. so much to do in L.A. and orange county. spring isnt too far away 
nudwig:
yeah, I thought the snow stuff was neat because I'm never in it but after getting my car stuck in it a few times and slipping on this thing called an ice patch I said fuckit and was very glad to come home and smell the sea
I'm takin it easy tonite. I've been on a bender for a couple days with the holidays and what not. I worked tonite so that kept me out of the bars. Tommorrow is another day and it's a day-off at that. I think I'm gonna put the old organs to rest, for tommorrow brings nothing short from a world of hurt. ouch! 
amina:
i want to go to a bar with you. sweet thing. i guess that wouldnt help with the bender thing.
STEVE-O is the shiz-no(if that made any sense at all) I just saw the "don't try this at home" vid and it rocked. If you wasted you're money on the 1st one, You got you're panties ripped out. This one is way more Raw-Dawg. There is some seedy shit! you got to see for yourself. Dee should be a suicidegirl!
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snow:
steve-o!!!! this past summer, i was addicted to steve-o. it was everyone's nickname. i still call my little dog steve-o. i don't think she likes it......but its funny.
amina:
sweeet steve-o, my best friend has it for him...me? bam's the guy.....mybe you too.
So this is Christmas. Everyone get festive. Many returns of the day and all that other Hallmark kinda shit.
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incest:
happy rubber roach.
nudwig:
same to ya, cheers duder
Ohhhh fuck! Christmas party recovery time. I can barely bring myself to type, I feel like hell.
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incest:
easy on the crabjuice.
nudwig:
shit, that sounds fun... the party that is. jalapeno pizza will cure yer ills
I wanna make 1 thing clear here. These are not tattooed on my knuckles. I drew them on with a magic marker for the picture. You might be able to tell because it looks like shit. If I woke up one morning and had that tatooed accross my knuckles, I'd shit my fucking bed.
nudwig:
dammit son, I told you that drinkin snake piss won't get you high, you gotta lick them toads for that. Now, get me another beer ya brat and lemme see that comprudrer porn yas got!
So what does everyone think of my new user pic? I'll probably keep this one for a while. Switching them up is cool but it's a pain in the ass, holmes. This one will get old someday, than I'll have to change it. But until then it's snakepee all day every day.
nudwig:
fuckin tough duder, when you get drunk you can make youself laugh with epeesnak. then you snake will really pee!
incest:
POW POW!
bitchin'.
bitchin'.
Ready for another edition of the shit story express? Here it goes. I can't take any credit for this one but I still feel it should be documented. My buddy told me this story, where he wasn't feeling too good but he woke up and tried to get ready for school anyway. He got up and had a shower. after that he called down to...
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incest:
ew-a!
Let the shit stories begin. I stumbled upon toiletooth's journal and he had a childhood shit story for a journal entry. I got so stoked, those are the funniest and I have so many shit stories so I thought I'd enter them into my journal to be immortalized like they deserve to be. Just to clarify one thing, these are mostly stories that I have...
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incest:
i really needed to take one of those morning dumps but, i had a lock on my door cos ma was afraid i'd fall down the stairs in the middle of the night. i was screaming & yelling for her or my stepdad to come unlock me to take a dump, but no one showed. i got so mad i shat at the door & when she came in finally she put her bare foot in a pile of my rancid toddler shit.
i wonder if it was still warm?
i wonder if it was still warm?
Lowrider bikes are the shit. I picked one up a month ago. It's old and shitty right now, but that bitch is gettin done! I'm gonna deck it out with a nice paint job and just cruise all next summer. That bike is gonna rule the streets, no brakes, no gears, no pads, no helmet, no problem. 
incest:
fuckin' right on.