What!......You think you're gonna stumble onto my journal page and find something interesting.
Bah! I have to clean-up.
So I passed out early last night. I couldn't wait up for the bingo scratch ticket chick to call. I'm sick as hell (it feels like the devil shat in my sinuses) and I didn't want to go through with it. So I did what was good for me, did a jay, took some NyQuil and passed out. I checked my phone this morning and...
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So I got this bingo scratch ticket in the mail. I played it and I got a box. The ticket says that I have a chance to win $5000, you have to answer a skill testing question and call in to some number. So I'm a bit excited this might be legit, it might be bogus, it's worth the checking out. I call in and...
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booshanky:
or,
"Hey, i dunno if you'd know the answer to this, but it couldnt hurt to ask........What does it mean when you shit and piss blood?"
"Hey, i dunno if you'd know the answer to this, but it couldnt hurt to ask........What does it mean when you shit and piss blood?"
toiletooth:
yep. you have to. she might be the weirdest mr. ed looking ho you've ever seen. might be the most insane freak.
might. might.
but i would do it too. that's dope.
ooooohhhh. snakepiss gots a date.....
might. might.
but i would do it too. that's dope.
ooooohhhh. snakepiss gots a date.....
Oh it's going to be one of those days. I'm sick and kinda hungover and I gotta go to work but I don't wanna. Somebody call the wah!-mbulance.
booshanky:
Hair of the dog man, fo real. 
toiletooth:
that made me laugh.
So there's a bus full of catholic school girls, and it crashed, They all died. They're on the way to heaven but they have to stop at St.Peter. They form a line, and St. Peter asks the first girl in the line "Have you ever made any bodily contact with a penis?" the first girl shyly answers "once I touched one with the tip of...
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illbillzillbub:
bahaha!
i think Hot Water Music maybe coming out here soon,i think
Kiss played down in Melbourne last nite with a full orchestra,who all wore the make up too!!siiiiiiiick
i think Hot Water Music maybe coming out here soon,i think
Kiss played down in Melbourne last nite with a full orchestra,who all wore the make up too!!siiiiiiiick
One more night in hell and then I'm off to a three day BMX comp. I'm gonna drink PBR all weekend and shit the fuckin' bed FBM style. Some big shit is gonna go down fo' sho'! I'm stoked and not much can take that away from me. Rock out with yer cock out!
booshanky:
Damn, when did PBR get cool? I know so many people who drink that stuff....
Anyway, bmx shit is cool. i'm cruising up to san fran this weekend, should be pretty fun. where's this bmx comp at?
Anyway, bmx shit is cool. i'm cruising up to san fran this weekend, should be pretty fun. where's this bmx comp at?
booshanky:
Dude, SF is the shit. If i had 1 choice of a place to move to in the entire world, it would be the bay area. such a great city....
It's really funny how many people think fosters is my favorite beer because of my profile picture. i just happened to be drinking it that day. If i were to pick a "favorite" out of all the beers i've drank, it'd probably be guinness. i mean, that's a fuckin special kinda drunk right there. for a light beer, i've gotta go with michelobe light. i dunno what it is about the ole "michaelbob light" but i fuckin love that stuff.
when you cruise down here, lemme know. we should go kick it somewhere. come chill with some of the SGLA kids.
It's really funny how many people think fosters is my favorite beer because of my profile picture. i just happened to be drinking it that day. If i were to pick a "favorite" out of all the beers i've drank, it'd probably be guinness. i mean, that's a fuckin special kinda drunk right there. for a light beer, i've gotta go with michelobe light. i dunno what it is about the ole "michaelbob light" but i fuckin love that stuff.
when you cruise down here, lemme know. we should go kick it somewhere. come chill with some of the SGLA kids.
The New York Islanders are going down like a spanish hooker tonite. I'm off to Trahna to watch the game and get my rowdy on. 
booshanky:
I'm just a general office nerd. if shit goes wrong with any of the pc's, i fix it. if my boss cant figure out how to use something he buys, i figure it out and teach it to him etc.
but most of the time i just sit on my ass.
but most of the time i just sit on my ass.
Hung-over. I got a crick in my neck that won't quit. Who the fuck party's that hard on a Sunday anyways.
Jeremy's couch is apparently not a happy place to sleep.
Jeremy's couch is apparently not a happy place to sleep.
I've had nothin but shit luck raining down on my head like a monsoon. Since the beginning of the month I've been mugged, got a speeding ticket, one of the windows in my truck was smashed in. It's getting to the point I'm afraid to leave the house. At least Amina had a new set up this week, that's probably the best thing to happen...
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was_nicole:
haha padlocked...
umm not unless i did it in my sleep
umm not unless i did it in my sleep
So I finally got pinched for speeding . I work two towns over and every night on my way home I bury the needle. My spedometer goes up to 140km/hr (that's about 100 miles/hr for all you yankees that don't understand the metric system) I took the ticket, didn't cause no waves about it. I figured it was about time I got stopped. So now...
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booshanky:
Won't they drop or at least lower the fine if you bring in proof to court that you own the truck? that's how they do things in the states, well, most states.
and as far as the trick knee theory, i dunno man. it's never done this before. my guess is that nicole beat the living crap out of me cause i was snoring. plus, i'm such a heavy sleeper i would never remember if she did it or not. she's a small girl, but she's vicious.
and as far as the trick knee theory, i dunno man. it's never done this before. my guess is that nicole beat the living crap out of me cause i was snoring. plus, i'm such a heavy sleeper i would never remember if she did it or not. she's a small girl, but she's vicious.
amina:
i have way too many speeding tickets. luckily i havent gotten one in three years so they are all off my record.
You can see that I have this very plain yellow hat. I've been considering writing a catchy slogan of some sort on the white part with a sharpie. Anyone got any ideas? it should be short and to the point, but unforgettable at the same time. Please submit your suggestions below.
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snakepiss:
perhaps it should, perhaps it should.
But I'm still open to suggestion.
But I'm still open to suggestion.
snakepiss:
I thought I'd have more suggestions than this by now. Am I really that boring that no one checks my journal, or are you all just at a loss for words?
[Edited on Feb 18, 2003]
[Edited on Feb 18, 2003]