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Thursday Nov 18, 2004

Nov 18, 2004
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Well... the strangest thing happened to me last night. I went to K-Mart to pick up some diapers. Both kids in tow. We walk up to the front of the store and there is a Salvation Army bell ringer outside. She asked how I was doing... I said fine. We bullshitted for a few about my boys, and about the Raiders. She said she wouldn't keep me from my shopping, I said thanks and went inside. Nothing strange about that right?

When I was done shopping, I got everything put together back into my cart and headed for the door. The second my foot was outside the Salvation Army lady was there. She handed me a little post it note and said "I write poetry, I wrote this about you." I said... "Ooooookay." I read it. Said thank you and quickly made up a reason why I had to leave that very second. She seemed like she wanted to chat more. Thank buddah I got away.

I label this... "Poem of a Stalker"

She named it "A Beautiful Raider Fan"

Long dark hair, a son in arm with blonde.
The other, at her side. Face covered because of the smell.
First I glanced, but couldn't help I had to stare.
A beautiful Raider fan.
Her smile is one of a kind.
Just wanted to say, "You are the most beautiful woman I have seen tonight!"

-Until paper and pen make love again-
-Boriqua-
(A Caged Angel)



Hmmmm... what do you guys make of that? Odd yes? I am all creeped out now. Oh and the part where she said smell, it smelled like horse shit outside yesterday. Normally it NEVER does, but yesterday was weird. puke
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
johnnythsaint:
17 FUCKING DAYS!! love love love love love love love
Nov 20, 2004
mrmiah:
I say "go you crazy bell lady!" The world needs more crazy people like that. See she turned a lame trip to the store into a killer story that your going to remember for a long time!

came acorss you when i did a search for folks around boulder since i'm going to be there in a few weeks. You story was too funny so i had to drop you a line and say hi, so...HI!!! smile
Nov 20, 2004

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