Well... the strangest thing happened to me last night. I went to K-Mart to pick up some diapers. Both kids in tow. We walk up to the front of the store and there is a Salvation Army bell ringer outside. She asked how I was doing... I said fine. We bullshitted for a few about my boys, and about the Raiders. She said she wouldn't keep me from my shopping, I said thanks and went inside. Nothing strange about that right?
When I was done shopping, I got everything put together back into my cart and headed for the door. The second my foot was outside the Salvation Army lady was there. She handed me a little post it note and said "I write poetry, I wrote this about you." I said... "Ooooookay." I read it. Said thank you and quickly made up a reason why I had to leave that very second. She seemed like she wanted to chat more. Thank buddah I got away.
I label this... "Poem of a Stalker"
She named it "A Beautiful Raider Fan"
Long dark hair, a son in arm with blonde.
The other, at her side. Face covered because of the smell.
First I glanced, but couldn't help I had to stare.
A beautiful Raider fan.
Her smile is one of a kind.
Just wanted to say, "You are the most beautiful woman I have seen tonight!"
-Until paper and pen make love again-
-Boriqua-
(A Caged Angel)
Hmmmm... what do you guys make of that? Odd yes? I am all creeped out now. Oh and the part where she said smell, it smelled like horse shit outside yesterday. Normally it NEVER does, but yesterday was weird.
When I was done shopping, I got everything put together back into my cart and headed for the door. The second my foot was outside the Salvation Army lady was there. She handed me a little post it note and said "I write poetry, I wrote this about you." I said... "Ooooookay." I read it. Said thank you and quickly made up a reason why I had to leave that very second. She seemed like she wanted to chat more. Thank buddah I got away.
I label this... "Poem of a Stalker"
She named it "A Beautiful Raider Fan"
Long dark hair, a son in arm with blonde.
The other, at her side. Face covered because of the smell.
First I glanced, but couldn't help I had to stare.
A beautiful Raider fan.
Her smile is one of a kind.
Just wanted to say, "You are the most beautiful woman I have seen tonight!"
-Until paper and pen make love again-
-Boriqua-
(A Caged Angel)
Hmmmm... what do you guys make of that? Odd yes? I am all creeped out now. Oh and the part where she said smell, it smelled like horse shit outside yesterday. Normally it NEVER does, but yesterday was weird.
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came acorss you when i did a search for folks around boulder since i'm going to be there in a few weeks. You story was too funny so i had to drop you a line and say hi, so...HI!!!