snaggle_puss

I'm DYING

I went out to Portola, CA this weekend. The middle of fucking nowhere town where the spiders and snakes run rampant. I got bit yesterday. It was a small bite that itched like a motherfucker. TODAY though... well. I am dying. I woke up to a second elbow. I thought it was big last night. I had no idea what it would look like today. Death has set in...

I went to the ER. I felt like an asshole because it is a bite. But, unfortunatly 2 months ago in the same podunk town, my best friends son was bit by a brown recluse.

How fucking ugly is that thing?

Anywho... Needless to say, my brain started working and now my mind is set on the fact that I got bit by something fucking nasty and I am going to have to have my arm amputated. Reason being? Well... the brown recluse venom rots your flesh. How awesome is that?

This guy was bit, and this is the result after 10 days----


This is what mine looks like now... Nothing too bad, but damn does it itch.

That is the bite next to my elbow.

Once again... my second elbow.

That is just a view from the top. Looks pretty small when I do it that way.

There you go. Have fun with the pictures.

Oh wait... While I was looking for pictures of the brown recluse I found one of a wolf spider. Is it just me or does this spider have an afro ass?

That thing is fucking sick. Then again, all spiders are pretty fucking nasty.