I really hate kickboxing sometimes. I accidently kicked Jesse in the head today and now she hates me. Why do people always get mad at me for stupid shit? It was her fault! She bent down to MOVE MY punching bag. How was I supposed to know that at that precise moment my foot would connect with her head and send her flying? I'm a tough bitch, I won't deny that. Just sometimes people don't know their own strength, you know? Shit. I'm mean. Now I am going to sit here all day and think of how mean I am.
Christ. Anyone wanna be my punching bag? I'll be gentle. Well... as gentle as I can be. Which isn't gentle at all. Okay, maybe I should say... HEY! Anyone wanna get their ass kicked by a girl for free? Yay!
Christ. Anyone wanna be my punching bag? I'll be gentle. Well... as gentle as I can be. Which isn't gentle at all. Okay, maybe I should say... HEY! Anyone wanna get their ass kicked by a girl for free? Yay!
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Fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.