snaggle_puss

Holy shit. My friend Melissa was over here yesterday. SHe wanted me to bleach her hair. Sooooo I did. She said she wanted it really really blonde, so she bought this revlon shit and I said... Alright.

This shit was supposed to take 10 minutes to achieve color. She had the shit in for about 6 minutes. Her hair was half white half orange. She failed to tell me that she had dyed it previous with a reddish color... Obviously orange based since it came out ORANGE. Well I didn't want her to see this because she looked ridiculous. She finally saw, and she cried. I told her it didn't look that bad... It really did. She went home.

I THINK I BROKE MY TOE! I was running around after the baby yesterday making funny noises and trying to get him to run, and I got my toe somehow stuck on the carpet. Now I am dying.

And to make my day complete last night I somehow sprayed myself with almost a gallon of gas at the gas station. The thing fell out of my tank and shot up into the air all over MOI! Yay!