Thank you EVERYONE for the birthday wishes...
I have recently decided that I suffer from "Alektorophobia". Which is unfortunate since I live on a chicken farm.
And now for some useless trivia: (Because I love it, and I love everyone that finds it for me.)
-It is illegal in Pacific Grove, California, to threaten or kill a butterfly.
-The maximum lifespan of a goldfish in...
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I have recently decided that I suffer from "Alektorophobia". Which is unfortunate since I live on a chicken farm.
And now for some useless trivia: (Because I love it, and I love everyone that finds it for me.)
-It is illegal in Pacific Grove, California, to threaten or kill a butterfly.
-The maximum lifespan of a goldfish in...
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batrat:
HAPPY NEW YEAR 
cricket:
happy new year!
Today is My birthday fuckers!!
Celebrate My vaginal exodus day....
Celebrate My vaginal exodus day....
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punkfreak420:
Happy Birthday!!!
yyyaarrrrrr ( i like pirates!)
yyyaarrrrrr ( i like pirates!)
munke:
Happy birthday, Sac neighbor.
Sorry I didn't get into the group until tonight... probaby too late to help ya drink in celebration.
Sorry I didn't get into the group until tonight... probaby too late to help ya drink in celebration.
Alright everyone, My birthday is tomorrow. If you have some outrageous ideas or if you want to come out let me know.
AIM = DeeStruckShunnn
There will be 2 jobs. 1 - Designated Driver (Obvious reasons) 2 - The fun finder. (Someone who will find the fun.)
Anywhere in the East bay or bay area... Let's make it an SG PARTY!!!
AIM = DeeStruckShunnn
There will be 2 jobs. 1 - Designated Driver (Obvious reasons) 2 - The fun finder. (Someone who will find the fun.)
Anywhere in the East bay or bay area... Let's make it an SG PARTY!!!
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panzermensch:
Happy Birthday .
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lostanddazed:
Happy Birthday.....what about 2 girl oil westling partiy. I'm down for that 
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johnnythsaint:
I'm very glad you're back again. 
johnnythsaint:
What are your birthday plans? I wish I could be there for it. 
Happy Holidays... blah blah blah...
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lightbulbjack:
Merry Ho Ho
Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion;
My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson
Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed,
Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.
A call from security disrupted my screwing;
An alarm had...
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My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson
Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed,
Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.
A call from security disrupted my screwing;
An alarm had...
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batrat:
Wow...can I spend christmas at your place?
rottenaddiction:
that was great! 
I finished shopping, YAY!!! Now for you to tell Me about your hell!!
Have you finished shopping?
Who was the hardest person for you to shop for?
What did you eventually end up getting?
Happy Holidays Everyone!!
Have you finished shopping?
Who was the hardest person for you to shop for?
What did you eventually end up getting?
Happy Holidays Everyone!!
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shewulf:
Yah for no more shopping till after the holiday.
Have you finished shopping? Yes
Who was the hardest person for you to shop for? The hardest person to buy for was my fiance.
What did you eventually end up getting? I got him 7 dvd's he wanted, a tool bag and wireless keyboard and mouse.
Happy holidays! I hope that you have a great christmas.
Have you finished shopping? Yes
Who was the hardest person for you to shop for? The hardest person to buy for was my fiance.
What did you eventually end up getting? I got him 7 dvd's he wanted, a tool bag and wireless keyboard and mouse.
Happy holidays! I hope that you have a great christmas.
I need to find someone good with Adobe, or other paint programs. I need some site banners and such. UGH!! I am having a shit of a time here.
I seriously have no talent in web design. SO, I am quite annoyed.
I seriously have no talent in web design. SO, I am quite annoyed.
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bleeder:
What for??
oninotaki:
i love your name cause it makes me think of gherkins(german for pickle) and I love pickles
Current Mood: .depressed.
Woke up today, won't be the same,
I'll cope with this flaw that's my life
and that's ok it's not depressing it just takes a little work.
I try a little harder,
Try a little harder than everyone else...
I don't want your pity.
I'm happy with what I am.
If you don't like how I act then you don't have to...
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Woke up today, won't be the same,
I'll cope with this flaw that's my life
and that's ok it's not depressing it just takes a little work.
I try a little harder,
Try a little harder than everyone else...
I don't want your pity.
I'm happy with what I am.
If you don't like how I act then you don't have to...
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naohiro12xu:
Thanks for the birthday comment
Well,What is Merkins??
I never hear that in Japan
nAo
Well,What is Merkins??
I never hear that in Japan
nAo
**NEW UPDATE**
I love living in California. Mainly for the fact that you can FRY wife murderers and kid killers. *claps* FRY SCOTT PETERSON!!!
Johnny left today. Now I am sad. We had a great time though. I should be going out to Colorado soon, or maybe I can persuade him to move out here with me.
On to other things though. New tattoo *ALERT*!!...
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I love living in California. Mainly for the fact that you can FRY wife murderers and kid killers. *claps* FRY SCOTT PETERSON!!!
Johnny left today.
Now I am sad. We had a great time though. I should be going out to Colorado soon, or maybe I can persuade him to move out here with me.
On to other things though. New tattoo *ALERT*!!...
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slc7675:
in 15-20 years scott peterson will get what he deserves. unless some bleading heart judge overrides it
johnnythsaint:
If you don't already know, you've got mail. 
Yay!!! Tireironsaint will be here TODAY!! Woooohoooooo!!! I am very very very very VERY EXCITED!!
Can you tell?
Can you tell?
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thesixx:
Who is merkins? actually, who are you? lol
francis:
good luck, new merkin? 
I am sure everyone is wondering about My recent merkin fascination... Well, I am not sure exactly. I the word. I would like to one. And I want one to put on My 
, so everyone can go .
That is about all for now. Stay tuned for updated merkin news.
3 days!! *dances around*
the word. I would like to one. And I want one to put on My , so everyone can go .
That is about all for now. Stay tuned for updated merkin news.
3 days!! *dances around*
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johnnythsaint:
In about 24 and a half hours I will be all over YOUR FACE!!!!
wardy:
what's a merkin?