So my ex husband decided he would send my shit back to me UPS style. Only problem is UPS sucks ass when you collect things... For example: I collect elephants. I have since I was very young. I have all sorts from all over the world.
When I received my packages, I would say that a little more than a quarter of my stuff was...
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When I received my packages, I would say that a little more than a quarter of my stuff was...
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I am in the mood to be naked. But only on the first Thursday of the month when the moon is aligned with Jupiter and Saturn. 
The rest of the time I will just cover my fat ass up with some twine and a burlap sack.
The rest of the time I will just cover my fat ass up with some twine and a burlap sack.
rottenaddiction:
twine and a burlap sack? thats hot 
rottenaddiction:
of course they will
give it a little time, it'll be the next big thing in fashion
give it a little time, it'll be the next big thing in fashion
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klonopin_chugger:
happy v-day
artrob:
It was a feeble attempt, I know. I was going for silly. It really is my first striper, kind of.
I miss everyone.
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iloveyoumang:
I miss anyone.
kreatinkaos:
have you been fishing
Alrighty... short cap real fast.
Everything is going great here with John. We found a place to move into together. And we already started looking through IKEA stuff to buy. This bed is fucking awesome.
On a lighter note, we went to the zoo yesterday and saw Giraffes humping. That was odd.
Everything is going great here with John. We found a place to move into together. And we already started looking through IKEA stuff to buy. This bed is fucking awesome.
On a lighter note, we went to the zoo yesterday and saw Giraffes humping. That was odd.
greenfairy:
Yay for happiness, the bed does rock. That is a really wierd image, you don't think of giraffes humping everything else maybe but not giraffes. 
I do believe it is time for an update...
John came to visit last week. We had a blast. We went to the Jelly Belly Factory, watched "Hide and Seek", went out to dinner, got tattoos, and well... a few other things. 
But, here is the real scoop:
I went to drop John off at the airport @ 9:15pm. His flight left @ 9:43pm. We...
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John came to visit last week.
We had a blast. We went to the Jelly Belly Factory, watched "Hide and Seek", went out to dinner, got tattoos, and well... a few other things. But, here is the real scoop:
I went to drop John off at the airport @ 9:15pm. His flight left @ 9:43pm. We...
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capt_catty:
Awwww! Too exciting!
naohiro12xu:
What is the Jelly Belly Factory?
I don't know it here but I like the sound.
Jelly Belly Jelly Belly!!
That whole story is great!
I'm happy if I was in same situation
nAo
I don't know it here but I like the sound.
Jelly Belly Jelly Belly!!
That whole story is great!
I'm happy if I was in same situation
nAo
Change of plans... John is flying now. Get this though, he has to take 4 different planes to get here from MI. First one is a 54 mile flight. The second goes to Washington DC!!! Helloooo, that is sooo the wrong direction. Then to Phoenix AZ, and then finally to Oakland...
Wish us luck!!
After tomorrow I won't be on until late Sunday. With many...
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Wish us luck!!
After tomorrow I won't be on until late Sunday. With many... Read More
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bullet_mckenzie:
wow thats a crazy flight, can you say major jet lag???
lilmissmorbid:
Hope things are perfect for you both silly girl
So... not only is my man coming out in less than 4 days, but he is driving. How sweet is that?! I feel bad though because it is a 36 hour drive... 
But, I am so excited he will be out here soon!
The reason for driving: We could not find a flight that left later than 4 on Sunday. So instead of cutting our...
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But, I am so excited he will be out here soon!
The reason for driving: We could not find a flight that left later than 4 on Sunday. So instead of cutting our...
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lilmissmorbid:
1. oceans
2. shawn of the dead
3. yes at least 2 times a day sometimes more sometimes less
4. yes
5. gold and black
2. shawn of the dead
3. yes at least 2 times a day sometimes more sometimes less
4. yes
5. gold and black
iloveyoumang:
1. My addictions
2. Dawn of the Dead
3. Yes, daily.
4. Sometimes
5. gold
2. Dawn of the Dead
3. Yes, daily.
4. Sometimes
5. gold
Altercation Details:
At my favorite bar... Dancing and minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a girl I am not too fond of decides she wants to "talk" outside. We make our way outside, at the same time I am preparing myself for any sort of cheap shot that may occur. Once outside, some words are exchanged and she goes the girly route...
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At my favorite bar... Dancing and minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a girl I am not too fond of decides she wants to "talk" outside. We make our way outside, at the same time I am preparing myself for any sort of cheap shot that may occur. Once outside, some words are exchanged and she goes the girly route...
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lilmissmorbid:
Awww would have been cooler if you stabbed her in the face but punching is a nice alternative. Glad your okay and kicked some bitch ass though. Kisses My little ali
shawnapt2:
that rocks. kick some girl ass!
I got into an altercation. What else is new?
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lilmissmorbid:
LOl I hope you stabbed them in the face....
I am still in awe of you I cant believe you and him are moving in together lol Good luck with that damn gone for 2 weeks and your moving in If I leave for a week will you be knocked up and preggers LOl take care sugar tits,
I am still in awe of you I cant believe you and him are moving in together lol Good luck with that damn gone for 2 weeks and your moving in If I leave for a week will you be knocked up and preggers LOl take care sugar tits,
capt_catty:
Ooooooooooooo 
Girl I'ma need me some details (said my my token black church lady voice)
Girl I'ma need me some details (said my my token black church lady voice) 
rottenaddiction:
what kinda tattoo is that on his head?
lilmissmorbid:
Jesus I leave for a week and you got the rim man all wrapped around your pinkey .. what the hell !!!!!!
Hahahah good going girlie Hope things are going so good for you but it looks like they are hahaha who woulda thought...******cough rimming cough*****
Hahahah good going girlie Hope things are going so good for you but it looks like they are hahaha who woulda thought...******cough rimming cough*****
I took pictures of my babies from work. Although I do not find it appropriate to post them here. I do have them available if you want to take a peek of me in my scrubs. *haha* I'm a D-O-R-K. I am having a fat day.
OMFG
My period started after 9 months. It's horrible. I am going to die.
*Updated*
Here is a picture...
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OMFG
My period started after 9 months. It's horrible. I am going to die.
*Updated*
Here is a picture...
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rottenaddiction:
hahah, i used to have curly hair like that when i was a kid... brown too... until it turned black for some reason *shrug*
hope ya feel better
hope ya feel better
bias:
Them are some vampire teeth
Answer: Oh, between 2 and 5pm.
That's nice, you guys work regular hours. SO DO I!!!
So usually, my package would end up at some warehouse in cracktown Chicago for me to pick up. Pick up? WTF kind of delivery is that?
Besides souls, I collect crappy kids toys for modification.
I heart all of my exes.
I already break what I collect so often, I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to help me out...except UPS.
do you have any of his stuff lyin around