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Two informally dressed ladies happened to start a conversation
during an endless wait in the LAX airport in Los Angeles.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children,
the California woman started by saying, "When my first child
was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born,
my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that
precious?"

The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third
child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond
bracelet."

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that
precious?"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your
husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "What on earth for?"

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of
saying "Who gives a shit?", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that
precious?"