An Ohio State Buckeye fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call
on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round
of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth
to a typical Ohio State Buckeye baby boy weighing 25 pounds..
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Ohio
fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I
said, my boy's a typical Ohio State Buckeye baby boy. Gonna be an Ohio State
football player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many
exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you
the father of that typical Ohio State Buckeye baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So,
how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened?
He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Ohio father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt
sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,,,,,,
"Had him circumcised."
bitten:
LMAO!!!