A list i've been given of rules to follow on your birthday(and every other day as far as i'm concerrned)
1)If you can't beat em...make em think you're crazy!!!
2)Live like you're dying
3)Keep track of all those people that guilt trip you into shots..."oh it's your birthday, you have to let me buy you a shot, do you really wanna insult your friend?"
4)Keep...
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1)If you can't beat em...make em think you're crazy!!!
2)Live like you're dying
3)Keep track of all those people that guilt trip you into shots..."oh it's your birthday, you have to let me buy you a shot, do you really wanna insult your friend?"
4)Keep...
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krrn:
haha, thank you! 
krrn:
btw, happy belated birthday to you as well! 
hope everyone had a good 4th of July.
my job has such fanatastic expertise in knowing how to make you not want to go to work. they were stupid enough to leave me a voicemail letting me know that i'm in trouble when i get to work. thats a pretty good way to make someone go out sick if you ask me. but then again,...
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my job has such fanatastic expertise in knowing how to make you not want to go to work. they were stupid enough to leave me a voicemail letting me know that i'm in trouble when i get to work. thats a pretty good way to make someone go out sick if you ask me. but then again,...
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thelibra:
ooooooooooooooo....you in troubulllll....!
oxide:
so is that a mexican wrestling mask on your head. or a ball cap with you looking downward?
Happy 4th of July
don't get your fingers blown off = )
don't get your fingers blown off = )
WOOHOOO!!!!!! alcohol and prescription meds, i feel like a million bucks = )=)= )
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thelibra:
the voices in your head say share both with your friendly neighborhood Libra 
thelibra:
I LIVE IN YOUR HEAD.
what an awesome day, got to march with my marching band in the gay pride parade in manhattan today, which always happens to be on one of the hottest days of the year, and is twice the length of any other parade in the city, and just to add insult to injury, i blew out my bad knee 3/4 of the way through the parade...
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thelibra:
i blew out my knee on saturday. it's a bummer.
finally got off my lazy ass and posted some pics of my tattoos
the amount of sheer stupidity i encountered was simply staggering. at least 2 dozen times tonight i was left speechless with the exception of the phrase "you just can't make this shit up"
someone actually called 911 today because she was arguing with another woman over a quarter that they found on a sidewalk in manhattan, followed by the person that called because someone walked...
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someone actually called 911 today because she was arguing with another woman over a quarter that they found on a sidewalk in manhattan, followed by the person that called because someone walked...
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fredericka:
thank you! Deer Park, wow you are farrrrr out=)
thelibra:
*smacks forehead*
*cackles*
*cackles*
if staff sgt alberto martinez is really guilty, i hope to god he suffers the slowest most horrifically painful death in the history of mankind.
thelibra:
Yes.
well, going back to work was a great big bundle of joy, lol.
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user816941:
thank yous for the compliment, doll.
hollygolightly:
thanks, its nice to have someone actually read it.
the drumline i am in was the opening act for the Modern Drummer Festival in Jersey today. in the usual style for us, we almost missed the entire gig because the fuel pump on our car died in the middle of staten island. thank heavens for enterprise rent-a-car. thought it was gonna be a terrible day after it started out like that, but it turned...
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thelibra:
of all places for the car to die...sheesh! sounds like you had a shit ton of fun, though, which is a good thing.