snackyslice

Well, I suppose it's time for my more-or-less weekly update.

Let's see...I suppose the biggest thing to happen lately is that my wife (Surprise! Yeah, I'm technically married.) suddenly called me out of the blue after we dropped out of communication for about thirteen months. She seemed really happy to see me, but I gotta be honest...I wasn't really that happy to see her. I've kinda put that chapter of my life behind me, and all I really want from her now is a quick and painless divorce, which I'm pretty sure she'll be amenable to once I get around to broaching the subject.

In the slightly less freaky news, tonight was yet another karaoke night, and it was damned entertaining. Got to hang out with some great people, including Beat24, APrimadonna, and LiliStCynical, in addition to some really old friends that always come out. Got fairly drunk (as usual), and got onstage twice.

Songs tonight were:
'Just a Gigolo' (David Lee Roth)
and
'The Humpty Dance' (Digital Underground)

I expected to screw the pooch royally on the Humpty Dance, but apparently I was doing well enough to at least warrant a really drunk girl coming onstage to grind her ass against me while I sang. Ordinarily, it'd inflate the shit out of my ego, but this time it just kind of annoyed me because it's hard to read lyrics when someone's ass is bouncing you all over the stage.

Anyway...That's the interesting stuff from my week. Now I'm off to crawl into bed with the spoils of my after-bar McDonald's run and a Preacher graphic novel, and suddenly the world's a pretty happy place.

My undying love to y'all,
Senor Snackyslice