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nothing is better than old men diggin' on shitty weed...I love Showtime

im devon and im a cunt...yep. thats me. toooootttal jack ass.
<===3 and i like it in the ass.

Montreal on Thursday. It'll be good to be home again. I can't stand being so eager. =D

my ears hurt. I should guage them more slowly...

i miss my furry beard...

I never realized how thick the blood in my stomach was...I could have gone without knowing that...

You will never read this....and despite that, it will be here....and it will continue to be here...and you will never be aware of it, but it persists. This is for everyone, but I'm the only one who will enjoy it...I'm so fucking lucky...

Woohoo! In two days, me and my sister are going to Rochester to see Modest Mouse for her 18th B-day. It will be so hardcore awsome. YAAAY!

1. Introduce yourself:
I am Devon

2. It's Wednesday at noon, where are you usually?
Dan's dorm with his asshole roommates waiting for him to get back

3. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
I don't think it has a brand name...cheap?

4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?
Actually, I use sea salts, a mineral scrub, and then...
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Gotta give props to my man MC Frontalot for giving props to SG. Check these lyrics:

Goth Girls
ummmm hello! I was wondering, how goth is my frock?
see I got a thing for horror movies and mope rock
but I can't shock my hair up (I ran out of stock)
and just like that, frontalot ran out of talk
it was tragic, unheard of,...
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Holy shit. I got hit by a car yesterday. That makes 3 times in my life. It's a frighteningly selfdestructive feeling, but it is exciting. I can't deny that I don't enjoy that terrible nausea and the feeling of time slowing. Deep down in my gut, I can feel the car before it even hits me. I think I might have smiled.

I feel this...
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I had always enjoyed walking down the streets of my city at night. The streets become lifeless and still. The houses are all dark, save for one ore two windows dotted like stars in the darkness. There were street lamps, but they had a mellow blue tint to them. Instead of casting light on the streets, they made the street incandescent. The whole street seemed...
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