smurfasaur

So tour got fucked...


So I guess this is where I tell the tale of how I learned who my real friends are and that your "crew" can turn on you when they want to look cool in someone else's eyes. I was warned that I was going to be fucked with when we got to Houston like dont fall asleep with your shoes on. Don't leave your phone out unprotected. Understandable, that is all fun and games. Even running jokes that I'm grimy and need to take valtrex (never fear I do not and never have had ANY std) fine all fun and games, I'm not comfortable with rape jokes at my expense but I went along with it because you know, show a bully what makes you mad it just gets worse. Then something completely uncalled for happened Neil lit a whole book of matches and threw it at me. Fire isn't funny it never will be and it's not a fucking joke. I have dreadlocks that are crazy all over the place plus flammable cloths. It burned my arm, not bad burned the hair off and burned my skin slightly. I'm fine but that's not the point. The point is a grown man that just met me threw basically a fire ball at me. That really shows how little you think of females. Tell them they are rape-able repeatedly then throw fire at them. Cool. Of course I got mad and instead of sticking up for me Barron and penguin, who are supposed to be my crew and my friends laughed at me and acted like I was being over dramatic. Sorry some dude just threw a fucking fireball at me of course I'm going to be mad. I'm more pissed at them for not sticking up for me and trying to look cool in front of someone they also just met instead of having my back. They are dead to me. So instead of going with all of them to someone else's house I went back to the house I was staying in to grab my shit and bounce out. They had the keys so I tried to pop the lock with a coat hanger. I couldn't get it. So I asked the neighbors for some help and explained the situation, they were bikers and I think the girl said they were mechanics so they should have been able to get it. On accident the window shattered. They really didn't mean it but I got my shit out of the van and the girl told the rest of the crew hat I broke into the van by smashing the window. I then started receiving threats from them. Via text and phone call. From Barron penguin and Neil. The neighbor was nice enough to give me a ride to the station, which normally I would not get into a car with a man that I have never met but I was clearly in danger if I stayed at that house so I took my chances. He was a very kind man he talked to me and said he couldn't stand Neil either and that he was a jackass and doesn't know how to treat women and that's why his wife left. I feel sorry for his son. When I got to the station the threats kept coming. I was told that the cops were looking for me and that I wouldn't make it out of Houston. Then they got worse and said they were coming there calling me a bitch and that I better be "ready". Cool guys come at me try to do anything in a greyhound station loaded with cops people and security. Also try and call the cops with ounces of pot and bags of coke on you. Good idea. The freak kings old apprentice told them she was calling the cops to report the van as stolen because they kept getting fines on her plates. You call her a pussy for that but you threaten the same thing? Really? Well after that my friends started getting mad. Someone may or may not have threatened them right back. Only their threat was real, unlike their scare tactics. So they got scared and started acting real nice to me to try and calm my friends down. I didn't sick my friends on them, my real friends don't what transpired so they took their own initiative in talking to them. Not my problem learn how to treat women. Feminism aside learn how to stand up for your friends. I then had to call in favors to my real friends back home. My roommate John bought me a bus ticket I will pay him back as soon as I get home. Freshie called her friend to get me a ride to a safe place to stay. This was about midnight last night and my bus didn't leave until 6 pm today. She called hex hypoxia and she called her friend Han to come get me. He came and got me and I stayed at his house watching stupid movies and drinking beers. He is a really amazing person and we totally have the same taste in movies and anime. And today we hung out and he drove me to the station to catch my bus in the 107 degree Texas heat! I am in transit now to Alabama then to Atlanta then Richmond where I kidnap Freshie! Then home to philly! I'll be home early Monday morning. I really can't thank my friends enough for all their help! With out them I would be stuck in Houston.


And then those fucks hacked my SG account. and posted fucked up shit on my page. im sure some of you saw it but let me tell you i do not fuck 11 year olds, i also do not have herpes, i also am not racist. these are the things they were posting and its bullshit. stay the fuck out of philly assholes.