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smurfasaur

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Wednesday Mar 07, 2012

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FINNALLY ALL MOVED IN!!! yay!!!

We have a rat in the kitchen the size of a small dog- it chewed through the wall behind the stove bleh no biggie though this is philly and this is the season for them to be trying to roam into your house. I heard crunching and my first though was obiviously stalker outside my window eating chips....and wearing the flasher coat sunglasses and hat- that is the picture my brain made

im so glad its just a rat, its kinda cute im sad it has to die but its a pest in my house and its the rat or my food and food wins this round plus i dont want the plague. we made weapons to ghetto spearfish

exibit 1


*note the hello kitty duct tape

once we catch this thing we are having our kill taxidermyed mounted on a barbie car with rims and way more bling than any of us are comfortable with...its gonna be our hood rat

its been so long im forgetting what i have to update... uhh wicked fair?

we were supposed to preform there and we got there the promoter put us in a hotel telling us to share with another group... uh no fucking way. im not staying in a hotel with people i dont know, people i have never even met. that is no way safe, for me any of our other girls or any of our shit. fuck that noise

then we ended up not even preforming because a. they didnt give us a stage b. no sound system i can deal with no stage but no sound? they expected us to play our music off of a laptop... you cant have a show that the basis is music with no way to play the music. this was the most retarded planned convention i have ever been to, everything was confirmed within the last week before the con then all this? shit and dont even get me started on the people there. there were some cool people we met but mostly really REALLY creepy pretentious dudes that were way to handsey and all up in my shit. fuck that i hate being touched really REALLY hate it. if i dont know you dont touch me- seems simple enough? i feel like thats how most people are. touch me inappropriately you get hit in the face, you would think people would not randomly grab your tits. but anyway yeah i had a horrible time

look how i look so happy and not like im about to go on a murderous rage!



on to the philly tattoo show!

so much fun as always! rmr preformed everyones routine was awesome so much fun was had! I shot with dave nestler for a painting he had to do was supposed to get tattooed by josh payne again but i fucked up my appointment so now i have to wait till baltimore but its ok meh he is awesome if you are in upstate ny visit his new shop!



OH and if you are in philly check out the RMR shows at www.rigormortisrevue.com we were just on the manhattan news network and i yelled at people XD

and check out my friend Jesse Choke the crazed ginger in the picture with me she is throwing a show at the M room philadelphia SLEEZ-A-RAMMA burlesque and metal! and when i say burlesqe i mean horribly offensive acts that kind of resemble burlesque things RMR could never do! its not rmr this time its her own side project horrible harlots!
http://www.facebook.com/events/324116754279354/

jesse being the ultimate warrior


and thats about it! i will blog again soon!

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smurfasaur:
I do alot of weird and cons and stuff are always really stressful and so is moving but then you forget all the stress
Mar 13, 2012
porphyria:
I'm not sure what's up with you or Eons shoots with Albertine, I know I told her she could take her time editing mine and edit your guys sets first because Brooklyn was almost done editing the one we just submitted.

I hope you have a great shoot tomorrow, Brooklyn is a sweetie and always fun to shoot with.

The Queue can be seen here: http://suicidegirls.com/albums/hopefuls/queue/
Mar 23, 2012

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