smurfasaur

Gah i have been so busy... holy fuck

I started school last tuesday, and the whole week before form monday to sunday i was on a road trip down south! we went to the kentucky tattoo con! it was so much fun and my tattoo that the awesome josh payne did won tattoo of the day!

so roadtrip...

went to keokee Va, my mommoms home town on the side of a goddamn moutian. it was fucking scary no guard rails, no cell phone service, and the roads werent even like real roads- start of a bad horror movie



the we went to GRACELAND!!!!



i have so many more pictures then this but there are like 300! Soooo I will upload them to my facebook page if you want to see them because i really dont want to manually upload 300 pictures... haha

we went to sun studios!

but memphis was awesome i love beal st you can smoke in bars and drink outside!




and we went to the pony it was really nice in there and fucking huge, but i obviously have no pictures from there

and on the way back we got pulled over... cop pulled up next to us then pulled us over because "we were following to close to a semi" retarded excuse for profiling. fucking bible belt. asked us both if we had narcotics in the car. fucking gay at least we didnt get searched that would have sucked balls

but then we finnally got to our end destination KENTUCKY TATTOO CONVENTION!

it was at the historic crown plaza, it looked like the fucking overlook it was creepy and a fucking maze we got lost constantly... it was bad haha my troupe preformed everyone did great and the second night we had a guest preformer from ky ruby rose royal! she was awesome and amazingly gorgous

and apparently there are no bank of americas in ky. trying to cash my checks to get tattooed was a nightmare, usually you can cash insurance/ payroll checks at any bank you just have to pay the fee
so...
-went to chase, they couldnt do it but the one dude was nice enough to tell us where to go check chasing place or pnc bank
-go to check cashing place, fill out 2 page application they cant cash it either
getting increacingly fustrated
-go to pnc the woman was so terrified of me she was stuttering, kinda awesome im not gonna lie we were in a town full of religious nutcases and they cant cash it either
now i had 200 cash and nothing on my card but 400 in checks so i cant afford the tattoo so i ask the dude if he had paypal- nope but his friend said that he could call the card into the shop and give him the cash- sweet deal

but the next day as i was getting the tattoo, the dude left FUCK. so my bf gives me 100 bucks till i can get my shit cashed i figure once we get out of ky we could find a bofa. well nope.

WE DIDNT FIND A BANK OF AMERICA UNTIL GETTYSBURG

and at this point we had 60$ between us, it takes 2 tanks of gas to get home and it takes 50-60 bucks to fill the tank... all of this adds up to us not getting home

when we finally find a bank on the around me app, it takes us through a fucking state park with these curvy ass roads that are not even curves more like circles at night in the rain... fun with less then a quarter tank of gas
we get to the bank! yay!!!! nope it was a drive up teller with no ATM... FUCK again
luckily there was an atm less then a mile up the road along with a gas station but still that was cutting it close haha

but we made it home! yay!