Hello SG! i have been so fucking busy lately sewing costumes, preforming at a biker rally, thinking up new numbers and everything else!
in recent news i have no more kittens, they had to be given away. They thought that the couch was thier litter box and they chewed through my computer power cord
that was also why i havent been online much. but i found my old power cord so now its good as new 
biker rallys are seriously great... so... much... fun... omfg its fun contests and loud bikes and cars and getting wasted all day! who dosent love that? apparently my preformance was the crowd favorite, retardedly bloody confederate soldier to a hank 3 song? fuck yes it went over well! everyone did a great job, all the numbers were so awesome! saturdays preformance i totally forgot to put pasties on... uhh whoops lol it made me so mad makeing them were such a hassle because i had to hot glue each.individual.rinestone ughhhh i had no more super glue and i didnt even get all the use i could out of them! oh well at least we couldnt get a fine for it like in a bar, But i won a trophy! best legs, fuck yea! baby max won topless hula hooping! she is really good at hula hooping... she even won while wearing pasties and a drawn on moustache!
i wish i could find some pictures... but they arent up yet but i did get 2 girls to do titty bumps off my boobies! it was awesome highlight of my weekend
i made a noob saibot costume... turned out good! just needs some tailoring
last night my boyfriend test drove my butt hole... interesting... was no where near drunk enough for that. Im not saying im against it, all im saying is i would like to be drunk enough for it to not hurt. i didnt even get my poop on him, he was happy about that. last time he had but sex the girl pooped everywhere... not even just poopy marks on his dick OH NO everywhere! and i find this hilarious because of this girls attiude, i have never even met her but she knows people i know and everyone said if i ever met her i would beat the shit out of her... oh wait mike did that already <-- see what i did there?
oh and for all of you who read girls and corpses.... they did a spread on RIGOR MORTIS REVUE! go grab a copy! i still need to get one myself
smurf out!
in recent news i have no more kittens, they had to be given away. They thought that the couch was thier litter box and they chewed through my computer power cord
that was also why i havent been online much. but i found my old power cord so now its good as new
biker rallys are seriously great... so... much... fun... omfg its fun contests and loud bikes and cars and getting wasted all day! who dosent love that? apparently my preformance was the crowd favorite, retardedly bloody confederate soldier to a hank 3 song? fuck yes it went over well! everyone did a great job, all the numbers were so awesome! saturdays preformance i totally forgot to put pasties on... uhh whoops lol it made me so mad makeing them were such a hassle because i had to hot glue each.individual.rinestone ughhhh i had no more super glue and i didnt even get all the use i could out of them! oh well at least we couldnt get a fine for it like in a bar, But i won a trophy! best legs, fuck yea! baby max won topless hula hooping! she is really good at hula hooping... she even won while wearing pasties and a drawn on moustache!
i wish i could find some pictures... but they arent up yet but i did get 2 girls to do titty bumps off my boobies! it was awesome highlight of my weekend
i made a noob saibot costume... turned out good! just needs some tailoring
last night my boyfriend test drove my butt hole... interesting... was no where near drunk enough for that. Im not saying im against it, all im saying is i would like to be drunk enough for it to not hurt. i didnt even get my poop on him, he was happy about that. last time he had but sex the girl pooped everywhere... not even just poopy marks on his dick OH NO everywhere! and i find this hilarious because of this girls attiude, i have never even met her but she knows people i know and everyone said if i ever met her i would beat the shit out of her... oh wait mike did that already <-- see what i did there?
oh and for all of you who read girls and corpses.... they did a spread on RIGOR MORTIS REVUE! go grab a copy! i still need to get one myself
smurf out!
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_smurfzilla_:
backdoor is fun, but you have to take it slow to start with. and lube. lol
smurfasaur:
lube is very important