hmmm... whats been happening in the life of smurf? not much lol
last night my horror burlesque troop preformed at the khyber in philly! I didnt preform i just go goed in between stuff along with some of the other girls. Morrighan and Nikki Malicious preformed and they fucking killed it! and there was a "talent" contest where you needed no real talent... just to be as obsecne and outrageous as possible! it was awesome. some dude painted with farts it was gross, a few girls in my group did an ass louge, some people stapled dollars to them. but a girl in my group jesse choke and her bf won.... omfg they were awesome. her bf (actually the dude that we almost got into it last week over a misunderstanding) had to one up the guy who stapled himself. He slashed his forehead open with razor blades got blood fucking everywhere! stapledude wouldnt let you staple his head.... oh wait a miniute back up. some drunk dude who later got kicked out threw a bottle at him and it welted to the size of a fucking golf ball in a matter of seconds. but any way back to the epic gore... slashed his head with razor blades started stapleing dollars to his head nipples and all that. they were like ok guys if someone can throw a dart at him and make it stick there will be a bloody mess of a lap dance! i instantly was like ME ME ME ME ME and jesse let me throw the dart! I hit him right in the stomach and it stuck!! YESSSSSS. it was so awesome. then there was the bloody mess of a lapdance. like seriously blood was EVERYWHERE jesse and the dude were both fucking covered it was amazing....
oh and the other night i had an oatmeal beer.
OH AND RIGOR MORTIS REVUE IS PREFORMING AT THE PHILLY TATTOO CONVENTION!!!
be there or be square dudes!
the end
last night my horror burlesque troop preformed at the khyber in philly! I didnt preform i just go goed in between stuff along with some of the other girls. Morrighan and Nikki Malicious preformed and they fucking killed it! and there was a "talent" contest where you needed no real talent... just to be as obsecne and outrageous as possible! it was awesome. some dude painted with farts it was gross, a few girls in my group did an ass louge, some people stapled dollars to them. but a girl in my group jesse choke and her bf won.... omfg they were awesome. her bf (actually the dude that we almost got into it last week over a misunderstanding) had to one up the guy who stapled himself. He slashed his forehead open with razor blades got blood fucking everywhere! stapledude wouldnt let you staple his head.... oh wait a miniute back up. some drunk dude who later got kicked out threw a bottle at him and it welted to the size of a fucking golf ball in a matter of seconds. but any way back to the epic gore... slashed his head with razor blades started stapleing dollars to his head nipples and all that. they were like ok guys if someone can throw a dart at him and make it stick there will be a bloody mess of a lap dance! i instantly was like ME ME ME ME ME and jesse let me throw the dart! I hit him right in the stomach and it stuck!! YESSSSSS. it was so awesome. then there was the bloody mess of a lapdance. like seriously blood was EVERYWHERE jesse and the dude were both fucking covered it was amazing....
oh and the other night i had an oatmeal beer.
OH AND RIGOR MORTIS REVUE IS PREFORMING AT THE PHILLY TATTOO CONVENTION!!!
be there or be square dudes!
the end
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carrina:
baaahhh and i love urs! well your set anyway. post n00dz in your blog i miss you lol
smurfasaur:
aww thanks i miss you too! i will try... most of the time i write my blog at work though soo yeah im not getting nakie at work! lol