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smurf

Oakland, CA

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Sunday Apr 24, 2005

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ah ha! i find myself infront of the computer at around 3 in the morning on a day i don't have to work in the morning...
let's see what i have been up to..
a few weeks ago i went to LA and went to Disneyland...fuckin fun as shit! there are pictures in my Smurf's Pic setion alrieady! muahaha
I met my friend Way$hak today in Bezerkley where we watched hippie children dance...fuckin weird..but i do have to admit i did want to get in there and show them a move or 2 of my chicken dance...
We went to the Goodwill in Pleasent Hill (hey that rhymes) where i found 2 Motley Crue records and a Goonies shirt! All together at the grand total of $2.75.....i love that store...At the Salvation Army next door there was this wicked orange couch that was so fuckin ugly...i wanted it soo bad...but $20 was waayy too much for that hagered shits..
Tonight I was Columbia...i really need to find the remote to my DVD player so i can watch and relearn some of the parts...i can tell i'm slippin a bit and need to freshen up...
Chris Cornell was the man in Soundgarden....Auideoslave kinda sucks....he barely opens his mouth when he sings so it sounds horrid...they were better when it was Rage Against the Machine..
What ever happend to Zack De La Rocha anyways?...
Fuck I gotta start doing situps again..
I wanna be Trixie one night at Rocky...takin clothes off are fun!
My Mom can beat up your dad....i gotta find that sticker and put it on my car...when i get a car...yeah...i'm pointless there...
I got fake girlie acrylic nails and i havent picked them off for the first time in my life...they are longish...well i guess regular length for people that don't bite their nails off...it's weird typing..makes a cool clicking noise..
2 dudes in Oakland the other day were fighting over the fact weather or not i was Gwen Stefani...one was like "dude that's Gwen Stefani!" and then the other guy said "Gwen Stefani doesn't have tattoos"..and then the first one said "fuck she could have tattoos! that is Gwen Stefani"...it made my day smile especially since right afer that i got my elbow tatted...
that was fuckin horrible as fuckin fuck......yeah my elbow is all swollen...i hope i dont look like the elephant man..."i am not an animal!"

I'm a prophecy
I'm an omen
My love life is a crime-scene
My self-esteem is a string of unsolved murders

--Otep
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captainfoti:
Ahoy, how goes it? Sorry I haven't been on for so long. All the computers have blockers on them that restrect almost every web page. Hella sucks, but one of my buddies over here finaly figured out a way to bypass the blocker, and so now I can finally get back on suicidegirls and chat with all of ya again after 2 months, geaarrrrr! Kuwait is no place for a pirate neither, let me tell you! it's like the worlds largest sand box. well, I must go for now, ROCK ON!

-Captain foti, a pirate lost in the desert!
May 1, 2005
evillyn:
I love your artwork.
May 1, 2005

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