i got my first paycheck from Mel's today...i made more in tips then i got paid today 
...after taxes and everything i guess there is little left...so i'm starting to figure out that if in 2 weeks i make on average $120 on a paytcheck...then on average $100 a day in tips...i could probably pull out about $800 every 2 weeks...so i could have enough for rent money for moving out if i get a place around $800...sound right...right? if i save up for 2-4 months i could probably make enough to put a deposit, first and last months rent and have enough left over for a motnhs rent...and bye bye Walnut Creek!!!! 
Saturday was the Say What?! art show at ART SF...i was only there for an hour during the show but went early enough to help set up the last things...when i got there i didn't realize that i had been wearing my sunglasses since i left the house...Joe Mama (who runs ART SF) says, "Smurf! Didn't think we would see you today. How's things?" And all I could say is that I didn't remember...cuz i don't...He said i was sprawled on the floor mumbling to myself and laughing...and then the house I woke up in was the other organizers home...it's 3 or 4 artists that live about 5 blocks away...i don't remember the house but I guess i was on the kitchen floor calling some guy a jew and laughing...yeah.......i'm a stupid drunk...so i gots like 30 minutes of that 9 hour period of not on this earth...at the show i think i was offered booze about 14 times and turned everyone down...they would say. "hey Smurf you want a beer?" or "Hey Smurf want some of this?"....and every time "Fuck you guys I gotta tapdance tonight" and flipped them off...Cuz I did Rocky that night
Rocky was alright...I was tired, hungover, cranky...not wanting to be there....don't get me wrong, i love my rocky Horror family...but i was sooo tired i think i did really shitty...i need to loose like 10 pounds to fit better into my time wrap outfit...but i kinda had a crush on 1 of the guys that plays Eddie.....i know what you fuckers think...aww Columbia has a crush on the Eddie
but so I told one of the lighting guys and he giggled...i thought the convo ended there...but then he said he has a g/f...go figure...so while on stage the Eddie dude says, :You know you shouldn't tell Gil secrets" and winks at me....fuck you Gil...oh well.....i don't care that much.....that's as gossipy/retarded as i get right there...
I got my witch colored in! when she is healed i will post pictures...
colored condoms look funky...i still have a handfull or 2 from a decapitated leperchan...
my son-like friend Zack asked me to go to his Junior Prom...not just prom but junior!! hahahahaha...he's like "Yeah I wanna brag and be like 'i'm takin my mom to prom..ya she's a stripper and a suicide girl'." I remember growing up with these kids and now they are almost graduated!
but i'm going to go all Cindy Lauper 'elegant' stylie cuz he's a punker..kinda...
oh yeah apparently when you're drunk whatever is really dedicated in your brain or something you think or say comes out alot...and i was told i was talking like Napoleaon Dynomite.........i wish i could have heard myself...
Aquaphor is a really great lotion for healing tattoos...
My friend Jon had an art show Saturday night called Yoohoo and Donuts and i couldn't go cuz i was busy...i think i'm gonna call him now and see how it went...
xoxo
...after taxes and everything i guess there is little left...so i'm starting to figure out that if in 2 weeks i make on average $120 on a paytcheck...then on average $100 a day in tips...i could probably pull out about $800 every 2 weeks...so i could have enough for rent money for moving out if i get a place around $800...sound right...right? if i save up for 2-4 months i could probably make enough to put a deposit, first and last months rent and have enough left over for a motnhs rent...and bye bye Walnut Creek!!!!
Saturday was the Say What?! art show at ART SF...i was only there for an hour during the show but went early enough to help set up the last things...when i got there i didn't realize that i had been wearing my sunglasses since i left the house...Joe Mama (who runs ART SF) says, "Smurf! Didn't think we would see you today. How's things?" And all I could say is that I didn't remember...cuz i don't...He said i was sprawled on the floor mumbling to myself and laughing...and then the house I woke up in was the other organizers home...it's 3 or 4 artists that live about 5 blocks away...i don't remember the house but I guess i was on the kitchen floor calling some guy a jew and laughing...yeah.......i'm a stupid drunk...so i gots like 30 minutes of that 9 hour period of not on this earth...at the show i think i was offered booze about 14 times and turned everyone down...they would say. "hey Smurf you want a beer?" or "Hey Smurf want some of this?"....and every time "Fuck you guys I gotta tapdance tonight" and flipped them off...Cuz I did Rocky that night
Rocky was alright...I was tired, hungover, cranky...not wanting to be there....don't get me wrong, i love my rocky Horror family...but i was sooo tired i think i did really shitty...i need to loose like 10 pounds to fit better into my time wrap outfit...but i kinda had a crush on 1 of the guys that plays Eddie.....i know what you fuckers think...aww Columbia has a crush on the Eddie
but so I told one of the lighting guys and he giggled...i thought the convo ended there...but then he said he has a g/f...go figure...so while on stage the Eddie dude says, :You know you shouldn't tell Gil secrets" and winks at me....fuck you Gil...oh well.....i don't care that much.....that's as gossipy/retarded as i get right there...
I got my witch colored in! when she is healed i will post pictures...
colored condoms look funky...i still have a handfull or 2 from a decapitated leperchan...
my son-like friend Zack asked me to go to his Junior Prom...not just prom but junior!! hahahahaha...he's like "Yeah I wanna brag and be like 'i'm takin my mom to prom..ya she's a stripper and a suicide girl'." I remember growing up with these kids and now they are almost graduated!
but i'm going to go all Cindy Lauper 'elegant' stylie cuz he's a punker..kinda...
oh yeah apparently when you're drunk whatever is really dedicated in your brain or something you think or say comes out alot...and i was told i was talking like Napoleaon Dynomite.........i wish i could have heard myself...
Aquaphor is a really great lotion for healing tattoos...
My friend Jon had an art show Saturday night called Yoohoo and Donuts and i couldn't go cuz i was busy...i think i'm gonna call him now and see how it went...
xoxo
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where are you working that pays so low on payroll?