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Saturday Apr 09, 2005

Apr 9, 2005
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Use me when you want to come
I've bled just to have your touch
When I'm in you I want to die

User friendly fucking dopestar obscene
Will you die when you're high
You'd never die just for me
She says,
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."

Use me like I was a whore
Relationships are such a bore
Deleted the ones that you've fucked

User friendly fucking dopestar obscene
Will you die when you're high
You'd never die just for me
She says,
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."

--"User Friendly" by Marilyn Manson

So I just woke up today...but I can't seem to remember what happend last night since around 11 I think... i kinda remember being at the Art Space...and then being in some one's house....and then it was cold so i found my way to Bart and got home this morning...all signs point to a very drunk and stoned off her ass Smurf...and this just goes to show me...that..
1- i'm a lightweight
2- bad ju-ju
and
3- never do this again! lol puke

I have a feeling that when I head back to the art space tonight to help set up the show and to work there...there's gonna be a lot of comments like "dude you were sooo wasted last night!" or "dude you said the funniest shit"...it's time like this where i wish i could tape myself and then play it back for me now...sober and go *wack!* bad times!

and to top it all off my butt hurts...i feel like Butt-head in the Beavis and Butthead Do America movie... "and my butt still hurts" eeek

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VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
damonone:
i thought you were straight edged? naughty naughty

Apr 9, 2005
liquidflorian:
dude, your butt hurts?! eeek
Apr 9, 2005

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