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A few things have changed on here since I've been AWOL. I mean the dating status thingy, I happen to find it quite amusing! The way it is all worded should be changed to the Aussie vernacular: "I am a bloke looking for a sheila ta root?!" as smoothe as we think we sound, it's probably not a good idea.

I'm off to the U.K. early next year in the hope of finding love, fame and fortune... actually any of the three will do. Friends are bugging me to come over and errrr party... apparently I'll be looked after? I don't know how to interprit that, I hope it doesn't have anything to do with powdery substances... I have an addictive personality and should stay away from chemicals... well most of the time!

So it seems that I'm back at work... they missed me... yeah like bullshit - I'm known for my shit stirring abilities! I can cope with six days a week. I'm allowing myself one bender per week. My boss made it clear that she would not tollerate me coming into work off my face... better than not coming at all! I intend to play ball!

I need a beer! Seeya kids! Bye!

Oh yep, my fave songs that I've been bopping my arse to:

John Cale - "Magazines"
Gang Of Four - "Damaged Goods"