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Friday Apr 09, 2004

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Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any similarities to actual events, locales, or persons, real or imagined, living or dead, is purely coincidental. tongue

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wanker (3:34:55 PM): well hello viki (says {insert wanker's name here} in bedroom voice)
smuffy (3:35:16 PM): hello
wanker (3:36:10 PM): mmmmmmmmm
wanker (3:36:42 PM): the monster stirs
smuffy (3:36:59 PM): all I said was hello lol
wanker (3:37:08 PM): mmmhmmmm
wanker (3:37:32 PM): you know you have that effect. so darling direct me to some pics of you, or send me some....
smuffy (3:38:04 PM): again with the pics? lol
wanker (3:38:38 PM): if I can't have you here, looking while we IM is good
smuffy (3:39:05 PM): use your imagination hehehe
wanker (3:39:49 PM): mmmmmmm. ok. tell me about your shower this morning, and what you're wearing...I went to bed without cumming last night, now I am just aching and throbbing
smuffy (3:42:01 PM): that's not my problem lol
wanker (3:42:31 PM): true.
smuffy (3:43:00 PM): this cybering thing really does it for you?
wanker (3:43:08 PM): with you, yes
wanker (3:43:28 PM): since i know how sexy you are and want you so bad
wanker (3:44:18 PM): too bad you're not single, i need a date for a wedding...god i just hissed with pleasure...
smuffy (3:45:38 PM): you seem to be doing fine by yourself why even bother with me lol
wanker (3:45:59 PM): more fun with you!
smuffy (3:46:22 PM): even when i'm not reciprocating?
wanker (3:46:37 PM): not as fun then
smuffy (3:47:37 PM): so like do what you need to do don't expect me to do any work because i just think this cybering stuff is plain silly
wanker (3:49:07 PM): ok. but little things like hearing about you getting off in the shower, or your tits swelling up, or you getting wet, or what you're wearing all makes a hot visual
smuffy (3:50:17 PM): you have a great imagination i see you will do very well alone
{long pause}
smuffy (3:52:33 PM): you must be diddling. i need to make a run to the bank. see you soon!
wanker (3:53:02 PM): mmmmmmm
smuffy (3:53:11 PM): is that a bye?
wanker (3:53:25 PM): yes
smuffy (3:53:30 PM): later
wanker (3:53:33 PM): and a moan
smuffy (3:53:55 PM): right. *waving*

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I rule!!!tongue

Have a great weekend everyone.

kiss kiss kiss Viki

Comment of the Day is from joshof13thfloor.
VIEW 25 of 75 COMMENTS
friedbanana:
Happy Easter, Ms. Smuffy
Apr 11, 2004
friedbanana:
I do NOT look like Ron Livingston!!! mad

(regarding Funk's journal)
Apr 11, 2004

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