smthngclever

So I accidently took a day off from work today. Yea! Mondays.
My car died on the way to the train station this morning. I think its the alternator. Had to wait for a tow truck, which I didnt pay for. Jim came to keep me company and get me to where I need to go. Sat on the side of the road for an hour and a half while he subjected me to an hour of Slayer from 1983. Not that there is anything wrong with Slayer.
Little Italian guy finally pulls up, has italy flags all over his truck and shit along with Spongbob . . .?
We follow him for like 3 miles and he pulls over all of a sudden gets out and says to us "I gots to go get some fuel in my truck but I dont want yous guys to hafta follow me through the braggabrat (u-turn to the gas station) so yous can wait at this corner up there".
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That made my morning because for some reason I couldnt stop laughing after he walked away. Maybe its because braggabrat is'nt a fucking word!
Tens mins. and a crappy apple danish later we were on our way to the dealership. I start thinking to myself; self, fuck this. Im not even going to get to work until 2:00. I have two vacation days to take till the end of the year. Fuck it!
so yeah, thats my day so far. Hopefuly I'll be picking up my car later. Fingers crossed.
Alright later.