smoothjuggalo

I had a dream...............i can't remember whut it was but believe me it was prolly sumthing really really stupid and off the wall. It's a fact. I hurt myself yesterday too and right now all my parts hurt so i called in sick. It's a fact. Supposedly i have a lumbar sprain, lower back contusion, arm contusion, my shins got fucked up, and i had to get a shot. It's a fact. I'm stale. It's a fact. HOLY BALLS u should see me, if i was gay i'd wanna fuck myself, i shaved my head so all my long hair splendor is gone and i look hot. It's a fact. Put a lil gel and water in that piece, spike it a lil and tadow, instant female boner. It's a fact. Hmm......another Valentine's Day spent alone, so far that makes 22 of those. It's a fact.