smooshfacedlion

No, look away, I'm hideous.

Today is my last day sans-braces. I think I may have to pig out tonight on stuff I won't be able to have for the next 18-24 months.

I think I'm gonna quit my job soon. It's draining my life force more and more each day.



"And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be.
But just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer."

-Rufus Wainwright

Is it normal to be able to see your heartbeat through your chest? I've never noticed this before and it's kinda weird.

I've had my Baby for 9 years today. She was only a tiny kitten when I got her. She could curl right up in the palm of my hand. I love my Baby.


Rocks are amazing things. Most people couldn't care less about...
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"Pretty Ballerina" - The Left Banke

I had a date with a pretty ballerina
Her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
I asked her for this dance
and then she obliged me
Was I surprised, yeah
Was I surprised,
no not at all
I called her yesterday,
it should have been tomorrow
I could not keep
the joy that was inside
I begged...
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I'm leaving for New Orleans for the weekend after work tomorrow. I'm going to participate in a "fun run", whatever the fuck that is, Sunday morning through basically a swamp. I'm just going for a drunken saturday night in the quarter. I haven't been drunk in several months and it's high time. I need a night of drinking until I can't feel feelings anymore. Maybe...
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If'n I was God well just for spite I wouldn't set
the sun at night 'til everyone was treated right by
everyone else they see.
If'n I was God I'd fix it so without explaining
folks would know what's going on inside of everyone
else like me.
Nobody'd hurt nobody else. I wouldn't
let it be.
Nobody'd have a need to pray except for thanking...
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Jon Brion is my hero. If ever I kill myself for envy of talent it will be because of his.

"Ruin My Day"

I know its today
So I guess you could say one recovers
Its odd you should call me
But then after all we were lovers

I dont wait by the phone like I used to
I dont hope for kind words you...
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I saw somebody at the laundrette yesterday washing their clothes with Pine-Sol. It smelled like somebody had opened about a thousand pine tree air fresheners. Strange.

Also, I haven't posted for a while, so I thought I'd share that since the beginning of April I've lost 33Lbs. (It's 42 Lbs now)

Hmm, I haven't written in this thing forever and I'm not sure why I'm bothering now since virtually nobody will read it anyway. Where do I begin? Last fall we had that whole Hurricane Rita evacuation thing that was a complete fiasco. I left after all the traffic had cleared up and had no troubles making it to Austin. On the way back however my...
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