smooshfacedlion

I GOT IT!I GOT IT!I GOT IT!I GOT IT!I GOT IT! They offered me the job today! Marathon Oil! Lots of money! Full benefits! New experience! New everything! Possible travel opportunities to the third world! Woohoo! Who wants to get drunk?!

I saw the previews for the new Christopher Guest movie "For Your Consideration" the other night. I can't wait!

I have nothing interesting to say tonight really. I bought some new pants today and had Kroger's sushi for dinner. I have a job interview tuesday morning with a little company you may have heard of called Marathon Oil who will give me lots and lots of money if they like me. Here's me in my sister's glasses again with my "pointy English nose" as...
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Pilot were awesome pop band from the 70's. Most people have heard their hit "Magic", but they did much more than that. I wonder if 70's hairstyles will ever make a comeback? Man, I wish I had a Scottish accent. I can do a decent fake one. "I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays." I'd be the cutest (you know, as...
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Brendan Benson is amazing and this video is so frickin cute.

I was listening to Alice Cooper today and it reminded me of one of my sister's old boyfriends. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and after hearing the line in No More Mr.Nice Guy which goes "I went to church incognito..." he proceded to ask where Cognito was. I wonder if he's still stoned all these years later.

The guy from the Yardbirds had a heart full of soul.
Louis Armstrong had a heart full of rhythm.
Jeff Tweedy had a heart full of holes.
Iggy had a heart full of napalm.
What is your heart full of?

I call this Blog Libs.

Ive done this on Myspace before and it kinda worked but wasn't really very funny. I'll fill in the blanks of a Mad Lib that I have chosen after the first three people give me the following words:
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Verb ending in "ing"
First name (Female)
Plural Noun
Verb
Adverb
Same First Name
Adjective
Noun
Plural Noun
Noun...
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I went to see The Raconteurs last night and it was as fucking LOUD and ROCKIN as any of Jack Black's most face-melting gut-busting dreams.

I've thought about making a uniform for myself, a single outfit that I have multiples of and wear everyday so I don't have to worry about finding new clothes. I hate shopping more than, well, anything. I can never find anything I like and when I do it doesn't fit well. I need longer legs, a smaller rib cage, and more ass. I've actually for...
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