Bad Audience Etiquette
Dear concertgoers,
It's time for a little live music viewing 101:
1)If you wish to make it to the front of the stage when the band starts playing, try getting to the show earlier. Or, God forbid, say "excuse me" if you run into people with your Neanderthal shoulders.
2) Flinging beer on people around you in a show impresses no one....
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Dear concertgoers,
It's time for a little live music viewing 101:
1)If you wish to make it to the front of the stage when the band starts playing, try getting to the show earlier. Or, God forbid, say "excuse me" if you run into people with your Neanderthal shoulders.
2) Flinging beer on people around you in a show impresses no one....
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So I'm headlining on Friday. This is a big deal because instead of the normal shows I do, where I'm either doing a guest spot, or I'm hosting, I'm the main attraction. I'm the shit for that show. That's usually alot of pressure, but that's what alcohol is for.
Anyone in Austin this weekend, check out the Velveeta Room on 6th and Red River, 9:30...
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Anyone in Austin this weekend, check out the Velveeta Room on 6th and Red River, 9:30...
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inkvisitor:
i hope i can make it in to austin in time friday night! 
pantsonfire:
Hey have you heard the new Supersuckers?
Just thought I'd post from the NO FRIENDS thing. I hate it when my journals go unread too.
Just thought I'd post from the NO FRIENDS thing. I hate it when my journals go unread too.
Waffle House
I've never been to one until recently. I've heard of them, of course, and the thought of Waffle House is usually lumped in with trailer parks and incest.
This past weekend, I went to New Orleans with my super hot drinking buddy, Steph, and she insisted that I experience a Waffle House at least once. I wasn't crazy about the idea...it's like someone...
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I've never been to one until recently. I've heard of them, of course, and the thought of Waffle House is usually lumped in with trailer parks and incest.
This past weekend, I went to New Orleans with my super hot drinking buddy, Steph, and she insisted that I experience a Waffle House at least once. I wasn't crazy about the idea...it's like someone...
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You know you're a drinker when you stay home on a Friday to recover from the drinking you did during the week.
However, instead of staying home to rest, I'm up as late as I would be normally if I was out, and I'm drinking liquor. So now, I'm drunk, awake, and on the frickin' computer.
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Yeah, baby.
However, instead of staying home to rest, I'm up as late as I would be normally if I was out, and I'm drinking liquor. So now, I'm drunk, awake, and on the frickin' computer.
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Yeah, baby.
I do not eat healthy
My roommate and I have different tastes in food. He eats asian food and drinks tea and soy milk. I, on the other hand, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and eat Dinty Moore and bologna sandwiches. Needless to say, we'll never have one of those "who ate who's food" arguments.
"Hey, who ate my chili cheese dog hotpockets?"
"You did last...
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My roommate and I have different tastes in food. He eats asian food and drinks tea and soy milk. I, on the other hand, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and eat Dinty Moore and bologna sandwiches. Needless to say, we'll never have one of those "who ate who's food" arguments.
"Hey, who ate my chili cheese dog hotpockets?"
"You did last...
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CGI Sucks. Stop it.
CGI is ruining an already suck-ass movie industry. It's the reason all the new Star Wars movies suck. And I bet it's why the Matrix sequel is being shit on by reviewers right now.
The problem is not that computers were used in the production of these disappointments, it's that they're used too much. Instead of accentuating the film footage, they're...
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CGI is ruining an already suck-ass movie industry. It's the reason all the new Star Wars movies suck. And I bet it's why the Matrix sequel is being shit on by reviewers right now.
The problem is not that computers were used in the production of these disappointments, it's that they're used too much. Instead of accentuating the film footage, they're...
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suburbanslave:
I fell ya!! Littledeadkid's dad is one of the last guys in CO that still does special effects by hand - the way its supposed to be done - building shit and blowing it the fuck up! There is nothing worse than goign to see a movie and getting to see how fuckin fake it is!!!!!
Anywho, I was just checking in to see if u were going to come hang out with us on saturday night - check the group and come out!!!!!!
Anywho, I was just checking in to see if u were going to come hang out with us on saturday night - check the group and come out!!!!!!
MADD has an Extra 'D'
It took being directly affected by Texas DWI laws to notice how full of shit Mothers Against Drunk Drivers have become. Here is an organization that was started to solve the problem of repeat offenders who continually drink and drive...their mission was to strengthen the laws and penalties for DWI/DUI, and guess what...it worked. A little too well.
Now state...
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It took being directly affected by Texas DWI laws to notice how full of shit Mothers Against Drunk Drivers have become. Here is an organization that was started to solve the problem of repeat offenders who continually drink and drive...their mission was to strengthen the laws and penalties for DWI/DUI, and guess what...it worked. A little too well.
Now state...
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"Leave the Dixie Chicks Alonebecause they SUCK!"
Ive been quiet about this for a while, but only because Ive been too lazy to post this on the web. Listen, I feel you overtly, misguided, patriotic yahoos need to leave the Dixie Chicks alone.
Yes, Im aware that they slandered the President in a foreign country. However, considering that had I been up there I would...
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Ive been quiet about this for a while, but only because Ive been too lazy to post this on the web. Listen, I feel you overtly, misguided, patriotic yahoos need to leave the Dixie Chicks alone.
Yes, Im aware that they slandered the President in a foreign country. However, considering that had I been up there I would...
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Note to self: when enough beer is consumed, it can make you as unmotivated as smoking weed...what you need to get done you don't do, but you will find time to stay up way too late simply to type in a journal that nobody will really read because you've got a dick and the journal is located on a website full of gorgeous girls with...
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The idea that I would have a running journal on this site when I can't even keep my fucking website updated on a regular basis is absurd. But at least it's a nice feature.
suburbanslave:
Hello!!! Just saw u on the SGTX group, wanted to welcome u!! Did u go to the Cramps the other night???
cox:
Hey, I know you!