Monday Jul 14, 2003

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...well, that and the actions of people dumber than ourselves.


Oh, and snakes, too. God I hate snakes.
suburbanslave:
I hate snakes too!! Oh and the party was ok, made me realize I have no friends! wink
cheech:
Wow. Well, first of all, I saw your comments in the Bush Can Die In The face thread. I liked those; I actually think Bush can die in the face, too. Secondly, Drive-By Truckers-- their latest two albums are the best albums I've heard of this millennium. Thirdly, you just mentioned Ween. I'm curious what album you got...although the best thing to do is go to ween.net and get a month's free trial of Cute FTP and download Ween live bootlegs because they are best live, as shown by weenradio.com....still, they do have some good albums. But they're not a favorite of indie people. They are too rocking-out, and obscene, and wacky, for regular indie types. I'm not an regular indie type; I grew up on ROCK and I'm a surrealist. I love Ween very much.

[Edited on Jul 15, 2003]

Thursday Jul 10, 2003

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I'm 29 years old...and I just bought my first Ween album. There. Are you happy now, you indie fucks?

Yes. They're brilliant. Now quiet...I'm trying to listen to it.
suburbanslave:
I like the cover of the ween album with the bottom of the girls boobies...mmm...I like boobies!!!
Are u coming to my party on Saturday??????
kiss
annie:
i think its nice when people have me as one of their favorite girls. it makes me feel all funny. you know...down there. now i was trying to be funny. it didnt work. *sigh*
love maggie

Monday Jul 07, 2003

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Day jobs really suck.
They make me so crazy that
I write bad haikus.

Thursday Jul 03, 2003

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I'm on "Insomniac w/ Dave Attell" for 30 seconds tonight telling the world not to drink and drive...and speed.

It's funny. I worked with Dave 3 years ago and noone knew who he was. Now he's huge...and it almost annoys him. I wish I could be that annoyed tongue
suburbanslave:
I totally forgot that was on tonight...too bad IM going to be gone, oh well its on all weekend right????

Oh and I love the new pic!! love

[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]

Monday Jun 30, 2003

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AA works if you want to get clean. If you have to be there (court appointed) it makes you want to drink, ironically enough.
Some AA people sometimes brag about how much they used to drink. Guess what...you cleaned up because you had to...you can't brag anymore. Sorry. You can't.
You know why? Can you get drunk and make it to work the next morning?...
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Friday Jun 27, 2003

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If I had known that being evil would allow you to live to be 100 years old, I would have become a racist years ago. Unfortunately, I've waited too long...logic and morality have already set in. Dammit.

Maybe I can still live that long. Where's my smokes?
kingskottie:
the devil lives long

Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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Hey kids...do you wonder if I'm even remotely a funny comedian? Well, I finally put video up on my website. It's bad video...but good comedy, so check it out. Or don't. Noone's twisting your arm.

Man, sometimes you're so mean.


http://www.johnrabon.com
suburbanslave:
woohooo
dave_h:
I'm waiting for your video to download..... meanwhile playing with this silly thing: http://www.he.net/~stupid/xylophone.html ....

ok cool..... I'm gonna d/l some more.....

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awesome--you coming to SF anytime soon?

[Edited on Jun 26, 2003]

Saturday Jun 21, 2003

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I have to do 30 AA meetings in 30 days to keep my bond and stay out of jail. DWI's are cool!!!

Went to the first one today and I discovered a hypocrisy with some members of AA. Some members talk about how they can't understand how light drinkers only drink a couple of drinks. They talk about how much they used to drink "back...
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Thursday Jun 19, 2003

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Today I'm auditioning for a part in a Richard Linklater pilot that was greenlighted for HBO. Wish me luck. Lots of it...'cause I'm a fucking comedian, not an actor.

Rock.

Tuesday Jun 17, 2003

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I've never liked chat rooms. Yet I find myself logged in every day at work on this site. I'm guessing because there's no fucking kids here, and not a whole lot of "I'm pretending to be someone else" going on here. It's addictive...it's unhealthy...and I like it.
iamspoonbender:
HA!
suburbanslave:
mmm, I like it too!!!
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