smokepuppet

I went to the lake yesterday to cool off...It's been so hot here that the lake felt like bath water for a foot and a half on top, then cold for the rest...it felt like I was constantly swimming through pee.

Not as refreshing as I thought it would be.

I went to the Alamo Drafthouse a couple of nights ago...I went to see "The Italian Job", because I knew the theater would be empty...the waitress came up and I ordered a beer...she said:
"If you buy a bucket of beer, you'll get 5 beers for the price of 4."
"5 beers? This movie's like 90 minutes long. Isn't that a bit excessive?"
"It's only...
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This journal entry involves pictures...so I direct you to my website:

http://homepage.mac.com/smokepuppet/saddam.html

Having a cold in August is weird, especially in Texas. I'm hot, sweaty and sneezy. How is that possible? Shouldn't the hot, smoldering sun dry my ass out? Ugh.

Head...pounding...must drink fuck loads of water...stop the pain...

Yeah, I'm going out tonight too.

Sam Phillips is gone...RIP, Sam...thanks for Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, and countless other rockabilly and blues artists. Thanks for Sun Records. Thanks for Rock'n'Roll.

Bush is taking a one month vacation...which makes sense, you know, because there's nothing important going on in the world. The economy's great and there's peace in the world.
Oh wait, there's not.

You know what? Now that I think about it, things might be better if he's not there...he can't fuck anymore shit up. Hey, shithead! Make that 2 months, will ya? I want...
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Going to Maryland and then Philly this week. I'll be back next Tuesday. Rock.

I'm going to write a book entitled, "Everything I Know I Learned From the Toothless Ex-Crackwhore Who Ran The AA Meeting Yesterday in East Austin".

Chapter One: Save the Drama For Your Mama. She actually used the phrase so much she ended up shortening it to "Mama Drama".

Chapter Two: Apples are Hard to Eat When Your Missing Most of Your Teeth.

She talked AT...
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This morning's been so slow, we've actually been arguing about breakfast food at work. Let me just say, for the record, "Fuck bagels."
Seriously. They're too much work...they take too much time to chew and digest...and for some reason, they bring cream cheese into the mix. Why? What was wrong with toast? There's no problem with thick texas toast drenched in butter...maybe jelly too. Stupid...
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