Monday Sep 29, 2003

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I saw David Cross last Saturday. Great show (of course).

On a similar note...Women be using a lot of toilet paper. Am I right? Huh? What's up with that? Who's that for?
garnet:
If this is about cloggin the toilet paper I don't even wanna go there in comparison to dealing with floating man terds. Otherwise it's drying off. You ever walk around all day with a damp ass crack? Chafes, doesn't it? Same concept.

Besides, men be letting the last drop just be there. (You know it doesn't always shake off) What's up with that?

jena:
Dear smokepuppet,
YOU SAW DAVID CROSS!? you are so lucky. i envy you. I saw Horton Heat last weekend and there were people there MOSHING. it was so embarrassing.
I don't know about toilet paper. i use a lot of baby wipes. they are much more hygenic.
http://www.rainbowprimates.com
Love, Ms Kitty

Tuesday Sep 23, 2003

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Yesterday, my girl and I went to a bar to hang out with a friend of ours. At his table, there were several different people thereit was a conglomerate of friends-of-friends-of-friends, basically. I knew almost everyone, except for two girls that unfortunately sat next to me. I had the privilege of hearing every comment they made and every conversation they had with each other. These...
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garnet:
"getting louder as they drank their second beer"? Did they have low-rise black pants and tube tops too? I don't know why it irritates me when chicks are cheap beer drunks, but it does... (So many sorority bitches coming to mind)
mrsmead:
bok
Random Chicken!!!!!

Monday Sep 22, 2003

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If you have a Playstation 2, go rent the game "Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick". Bruce Campbell rules.
johnsaulrubio:
Bruce Campbell OWNS. You going to the Bubba Hotep premire Oct 24th at the Alamo Village?
garnet:
if only I had the dexterity for video games... frown
lend me a chick so I can work up my hand dexteritytongue

Wednesday Sep 10, 2003

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Some red-blooded Americans think that having just one flag sticker and/or a "Power of Pride" bumper sticker is enough for their SUV or mini-van. What they fail to realize is that you are only patriotic to the people behind you in traffic. It is also necessary to put a flag sticker on either side of your automobile so that everyone you pass or who passes...
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kayla_:
hahahah thats the best thing i've ever read.
you kick ass
joebruthless:
You know if you dont like what the USA is doing you could just GET THE FUCK OUT!!! and place a Bumber Sticker on YOUR ass saying "I survived the Black OUt of '03" GET IT!

Tuesday Sep 02, 2003

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It took me a while to figure out the exact reason why I hate "Girls Gone Wild" videos. Was it because it's made for assholes by assholes? Nah, I could get over that because of all the boobies.
Is it because they exploit drunk chicks and don't pay them? Nah, girls in those videos are idiots and deserve what they get.
I hate that series...
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tarbaby:
regarding this comment:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Current+Events/23785/page3/

you're good people-i like the way you think! tongue
jizzikah:
Are you gonna come to San Antonio on the 20th for our latest get together?? Go to the Texas Group forum and read up on the latest postings.

Wednesday Aug 27, 2003

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I want a sticker to put on my truck of Bill Watterson peeing on "entrepreneurs" who ripped off his Calvin and Hobbes comic strip.
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justlittleolme:
Lucy needs to be on www.mycathatesyou.com
sqook:
Man, no shit. How the fuck did those ever start being produced? Its a disgrace to the comic.

Tuesday Aug 26, 2003

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Two weeks ago, I was facing a mountain of debt, possible jail time, and an exwife demanding that I get her name off of my mortgage (which would cost me $500 to do).
Through tiny little miracles and big ass buckets of luck, I am now getting my house refinanced, which means I can skip two payments and get my exwife off my back...AND I'm...
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joyrider:
congrats on avoiding rape. that's always good.

if you haven't seen debra jean's sets yet, you might wanna check 'em out.

Sunday Aug 24, 2003

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Hummers get 9 miles to the gallon.

RV's get 8, for fuck's sake.
hkphotoaustin:
My T-Bird gets 7.........stupid 428.

Monday Aug 18, 2003

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I used to say that all lawyers were douchebags. I now say that most lawyers are douchebags, and some (like Bruce Fox) are lifesavers. Thank you, Bruce.
suburbanslave:
yay bruce!!! whatever
mulhollanddrive:
i think douchebags still have the majority. can we do something about that? is there someone at the bureau of weights and measures that i can talk to? let me know, cuz these douchebags gotta go!

Tuesday Aug 12, 2003

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Patriotism Breeds Bad Songwriting

"I hate Patriotism?I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked." - Bill Hicks

Country music on the radio sucks ass enough without adding the flag-waving mentality to it. If you love your country that much, then maybe you should put a little more effort into the songs you write. The best example of this has to be...
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joebruthless:
What's this whole war thing? Or this 9/11 thing? Did I miss something? I was too busy killing Arabs.
suburbanslave:
I love this weather...now if it would just stay this way until the hot weather is gone, Ill be one happy little kid!!! Are u going to the flametricks show??
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