smokepuppet's SuicideGirls Blog

It is now November 11th...one year ago I split with my wife.
I'm now divorced, unemployed, drunk...

I've never been more unstable. But I've never been happier.

holymackerel:

well... im happy and sad for you at the same time man
hang in there... lots of material out of this maybe?

Nov 10, 2003

sacred:

your silver lining is around the corner!
i know fucking optimist!

Luv Sinn

Nov 10, 2003

I wish I could sleep til noon and stay out all night as a career.

sacred:

AMEN!

Nov 4, 2003

its_matt:

join the navy!!!

Nov 10, 2003

I'm back. El Paso was...eh, It didn't suck ass.
Staff at the comedy club was great, I drank alot, and I didn't spend a lot of money. Success.

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its_matt:

its always good to get free stuff.

Oct 29, 2003

sacred:

HHAAAEPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HALLLLOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Oct 30, 2003

It's funny how God or fate (or whatever the fuck might exist that likes to mess with our lives) works. I get laid off...two days later, I was offered a gig in El Paso from Tuesday thru Saturday. 10 hour drive, but money's money...and it beats a goddamn temp job. Rock.

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garnet:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A

....

Oct 22, 2003

azrael_abyss:

happy belated Birthday!

Oct 23, 2003

I was just laid off from a job that I worked at for 5 1/2 years. Yay.

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sacred:

that really sucks! but i'm sure that it is a sign that you are destined for greater things! i hope you find sumthin' to do with your time and you will find a job that you'll love

Oct 17, 2003

fading:

I would have to second the "fuck the man" bit.

Oct 19, 2003

Every time you blah blah blah,God kills a kitten.

(somebody's not even trying)

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hkphotoaustin:

And every time God kills a kitten I touch myself, so it's an endless cycle.

Oct 13, 2003

its_matt:

just wanted to say hey hope the gig went well.... and thats it i guess

Oct 14, 2003

Just picked up an iSight. I've got a web cam now. I'm an official internet geek. Yay.

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mohollyweird:

just a note, i'm glad someone cared enough to post about Ronnie D'.
Thanks, Mhollywood

Oct 11, 2003

jizzikah:

I want a web cam.

Oct 11, 2003

I went to a wedding in North Carolina last weekend. We all drank at the wedding reception for several hours, and then we went to a bar and drank for several hours...this ended with the entire wedding party dancing to early 90's/late 80's rap.
I woke up the next morning and asked my girl, "Ow...why does my big toe hurt?"
She said, "Maybe because at...
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mindmeld23:

kid rock is hilarious. i drove around listening to his balls in your mouth tape for like two years.
hahahaha THE WORM!
be my internet friend...

Oct 10, 2003

holymackerel:

no prob *l* you mentioned it somewhere in your entries in the stand up group

Oct 10, 2003

Last night I went to this bar for the first time that just a few blocks from my house . It's a local bar called "Shenanigans" with lots of karaoke...so it's never appealed to me. I shoot pool alot, and I needed to get it out of my system...so I reluctantly went.
It just so happens that there was a league tournament going that had...
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