"Leave the Dixie Chicks Alonebecause they SUCK!"
Ive been quiet about this for a while, but only because Ive been too lazy to post this on the web. Listen, I feel you overtly, misguided, patriotic yahoos need to leave the Dixie Chicks alone.
Yes, Im aware that they slandered the President in a foreign country. However, considering that had I been up there I would have said that Bush was an ex-cheerleading mamas boy cocksucker, maybe Im not the most objective person for this topic.
Eh, fuck itIll rant anyway. After all, you TRUE Americans have obviously expressed how you feel about thisthistreachery. So you dont agree with them. Big deal. Does that actually require a ban of them on country radio? Does it require burning their cds like the fucking Nazi horde that youve become? Why? Why issue death threats in their direction?
But more importantly, why the FUCK do you care? They suck! Theyre not even real country music!! Theyre not worth the effort. I hate em, personally. Im not objecting to you destroying their CDs, but youre not doing it for the right reasons. Youre having a knee-jerk reaction to some misguided feeling in your tinylittle mind, and youll probably forget you hate em in a yearthen youll hear Wide Open Spaces on the radio and think, Goddamn, I need to buy that CD again. Thats a good song! Apparently the Wide Open Spaces are the areas between the ears of Country radio fans. Good going!
How can you say they suck? Musical taste is subjectivethat doesnt make you right. Actually, it doesbecause as talented as they supposedly are, they are still pop musicnot country music. Just because you put a fiddle in the frickin song doesnt make it country. And thats why they blow donkeys, folksthey pretend theyre countrythey even have the moniker Dixie in their name, but theyre pop music.
Let me clarify the main reason I dont like them: Natalie Maines. Shes almost as stupid as Bush. Lets look at the controversial statement she made: Just so you know, were ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas. OoooooooooohhhSHOCKING. What a fucking ignorant stereotypical Texan thing to say. No one outside of the Lone Star State gives a fuck whos from heredont you people realize that? Well, except for dumb-ass redneck country fans, apparently. How many times have you heard someone from Maryland say, Yeah, that John Watershes not a true Marylander. Sorry, fuckwad. Only our state gives a shit.
Heres another thingthe more a musical artist is controversial, the more they sell. Because of all the bad press and death threats (hahaha, oh you dumb crackers), the Dixie Chicks are making some serious cash. Im surprised there arent broke country musicians all over Nashville shouting, Bush loves the cock! Look at me! Im un-American over here! Worst of all, they all just appeared nude on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Great. Thanks, assholes. Way to make a big deal out of nothing and get Natalies fat ass naked on a magazine cover. It ruined my breakfast, you douchebags. While youre at it, why dont you go threaten Rosie ODonnell as well?
All I know is, I wish my daddy would give me a country band.
Ive been quiet about this for a while, but only because Ive been too lazy to post this on the web. Listen, I feel you overtly, misguided, patriotic yahoos need to leave the Dixie Chicks alone.
Yes, Im aware that they slandered the President in a foreign country. However, considering that had I been up there I would have said that Bush was an ex-cheerleading mamas boy cocksucker, maybe Im not the most objective person for this topic.
Eh, fuck itIll rant anyway. After all, you TRUE Americans have obviously expressed how you feel about thisthistreachery. So you dont agree with them. Big deal. Does that actually require a ban of them on country radio? Does it require burning their cds like the fucking Nazi horde that youve become? Why? Why issue death threats in their direction?
But more importantly, why the FUCK do you care? They suck! Theyre not even real country music!! Theyre not worth the effort. I hate em, personally. Im not objecting to you destroying their CDs, but youre not doing it for the right reasons. Youre having a knee-jerk reaction to some misguided feeling in your tinylittle mind, and youll probably forget you hate em in a yearthen youll hear Wide Open Spaces on the radio and think, Goddamn, I need to buy that CD again. Thats a good song! Apparently the Wide Open Spaces are the areas between the ears of Country radio fans. Good going!
How can you say they suck? Musical taste is subjectivethat doesnt make you right. Actually, it doesbecause as talented as they supposedly are, they are still pop musicnot country music. Just because you put a fiddle in the frickin song doesnt make it country. And thats why they blow donkeys, folksthey pretend theyre countrythey even have the moniker Dixie in their name, but theyre pop music.
Let me clarify the main reason I dont like them: Natalie Maines. Shes almost as stupid as Bush. Lets look at the controversial statement she made: Just so you know, were ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas. OoooooooooohhhSHOCKING. What a fucking ignorant stereotypical Texan thing to say. No one outside of the Lone Star State gives a fuck whos from heredont you people realize that? Well, except for dumb-ass redneck country fans, apparently. How many times have you heard someone from Maryland say, Yeah, that John Watershes not a true Marylander. Sorry, fuckwad. Only our state gives a shit.
Heres another thingthe more a musical artist is controversial, the more they sell. Because of all the bad press and death threats (hahaha, oh you dumb crackers), the Dixie Chicks are making some serious cash. Im surprised there arent broke country musicians all over Nashville shouting, Bush loves the cock! Look at me! Im un-American over here! Worst of all, they all just appeared nude on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Great. Thanks, assholes. Way to make a big deal out of nothing and get Natalies fat ass naked on a magazine cover. It ruined my breakfast, you douchebags. While youre at it, why dont you go threaten Rosie ODonnell as well?
All I know is, I wish my daddy would give me a country band.