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Monday May 05, 2003

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Note to self: when enough beer is consumed, it can make you as unmotivated as smoking weed...what you need to get done you don't do, but you will find time to stay up way too late simply to type in a journal that nobody will really read because you've got a dick and the journal is located on a website full of gorgeous girls with piercings and tattoos and besides--you obviously don't understand the concept of commas and periods.
As anyone from Texas will tell you, right now the sky is covered with wonderfully choking smoke from our friendly farming neighbors from Mexico. Thanks, assholes! Thanks for not figuring out a better way to cultivate your shitty crops. Any chance you could burn some pot? Nah, of course not. You guys suck.

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