smokepuppet

I'm A Corporate Bitch


After an extended "vacation", I have a day job again. For those of you who are thinking, "Why don't you just do comedy full time", I'd like you to compare the pay of a feature act to my bills and debts, and then go eat a dick.
Anyway, I hate the fact that my job consists of me talking on the phone all day and yet I have to wear business casualbecause apparently the customers can hear if you're wearing khakis.
Look, I understand no sandals. Guys' feet are nasty. Button-up shirts instead of a T-shirt? Absolutely. But come onwhen did denim get a bad rap? Khakis fucking suckif you don't pee properly, everyone will know. Denim covers that shit up. And if my job is to sell, wouldn't it make more sense for me to be as comfortable as possible?
Oh, but why am I complaining? We get Casual Friday! A break from the monkey suit! Sodoes productivity go down because of the jeans?
Hey, whatever. I can pay my bills and buy a couple of drinks. But I'm going to go buy black pants. They cover up urine.