Here's a driving quiz: You roll up to a stop light...there are two lanes. In one, an 18-wheeler, and in the other, just a car. Who do you pull behind?
Answer: the car, UNLESS...it's a goddamn minivan. I have never seen anyone speed, much less accelerate at a reasonable level in a minivan. At least truckers have a reason they take time to build up speed, and at least truckers drive like they have some place to go.
Listen, jackass...I didn't make you have 2+ kids...I didn't twist your are and make you sell your sports car to buy a vehicle that pretends it's better than a station wagon (it's not). Your bumper sticker says your kid is an honor student. Well guess what: I bet your brainy little spawn can read a speed limit sign and match those numbers with the ones on your speedometer and haul more ass than you, feather foot.
Oh, and GET IN THE RIGHT LANE YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT.
Answer: the car, UNLESS...it's a goddamn minivan. I have never seen anyone speed, much less accelerate at a reasonable level in a minivan. At least truckers have a reason they take time to build up speed, and at least truckers drive like they have some place to go.
Listen, jackass...I didn't make you have 2+ kids...I didn't twist your are and make you sell your sports car to buy a vehicle that pretends it's better than a station wagon (it's not). Your bumper sticker says your kid is an honor student. Well guess what: I bet your brainy little spawn can read a speed limit sign and match those numbers with the ones on your speedometer and haul more ass than you, feather foot.
Oh, and GET IN THE RIGHT LANE YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT.
GRRRRRRRR!
Luv Sinn