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Wednesday Dec 03, 2003

Dec 3, 2003
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Here's a driving quiz: You roll up to a stop light...there are two lanes. In one, an 18-wheeler, and in the other, just a car. Who do you pull behind?
Answer: the car, UNLESS...it's a goddamn minivan. I have never seen anyone speed, much less accelerate at a reasonable level in a minivan. At least truckers have a reason they take time to build up speed, and at least truckers drive like they have some place to go.
Listen, jackass...I didn't make you have 2+ kids...I didn't twist your are and make you sell your sports car to buy a vehicle that pretends it's better than a station wagon (it's not). Your bumper sticker says your kid is an honor student. Well guess what: I bet your brainy little spawn can read a speed limit sign and match those numbers with the ones on your speedometer and haul more ass than you, feather foot.
Oh, and GET IN THE RIGHT LANE YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT.
garnet:
There's lights? There's working speedometers? There's more than one lane? biggrin You should try driving here, where buses will gladly put their corner into the side of your car because they've decided to be in the other lane, unless you brake or speed or honk like mad to get all the people off the fucking sidewalk... Course, at least here if you're frustrated because some fat cow won't move fast enough it's literally a fat cow wink
Dec 3, 2003
sacred:
i love it when you get all aggressive!
GRRRRRRRR!

Luv Sinn
skull
Dec 7, 2003

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