smoggy

Nearly crashed into a Police car yesterday morning taking my sister to the airport at 5:30 am. I was going down the motorway at a fair rate of knots when suddenly noticed a police car coming towards me in my lane. I slammed my brakes on but still wouldn't have stopped in time, luckily the police car pulled over into the other lane just in time where it continued sheperding 5 escaped horses down the side of the motorway. It was definitely one of those life before eyes moments.

Everything is so uneventful at the moment. Red Hot Chili gig was fantastic apart fron N.E.R.D who were shite, but thats just my opinion.



JOKE OF THE DAY

Harold's new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman.
The employee said, "If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you." The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says, "This small thing, a watch dog? You're kidding, right?"
The employee says, "No, this dog is special; he knows karate."
"Karate? I don't believe it," Harold says.
The employee puts the dog down and says, "Karate the sign." And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.
The employee then says, "Karate the chair." And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds. By now Harold is convinced.
"I'll take him," he says.
When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out, "This little thing, a watch dog? No way." Harold says, "But this dog knows karate."
"Karate," she yells. "Karate my ass!"