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Sunday Apr 11, 2004

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Didn't get a message from the other side when I went to see spiritulist medium Derek Acorah in Scarborough on Wednesday night. There where too many people there anyway. frown
But....... After stopping the night in a hotel, I went to a restaurant for lunch on the promenade, and found Derek Acorah sat behind me so i shook his hand and wished him for for the Most Haunted Live weekend this Friday Saturday Sunday.
Then..... As I turned round i noticed someone else sat on the table adjacent to mine... it took a second to sink in but it was. It was the actor Mark Addy who was in The Full Monty and A Knights Tale.
2 stars in one day in one restaurant. smile

Joke for the day.

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. He takes a bite out of his burger and notices there's a small hair in it. He begins yelling frantically, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
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VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
lunna:
eww to the joke and yah to meeting cool people! Take care sweetie!
kiss
Apr 25, 2004
krim:
i bet you got all excited thinkin bout just a little purple barrel between you and my little pecker. didn't ya!!
Apr 29, 2004

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