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Monday Apr 05, 2004

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I'm going to see Derek Acorah on Wednesday night. He's the spiritulist medium that is on the TV program Most Haunted on Living TV. I think he is quite good and seems very genuine.
Anyway I'll let you know if I get any messages from beyond the grave. eeek

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
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lola:
I know my phone takes shitty pictures, but if you look closely you can see there's still champagne left in the bottle! I have some better pictures that we took in the restaurant with a real camera but I just got home and haven't uploaded them yet.

...I wish I could have the good fortune to find a bottle of Cristal in the trash though! wink
Apr 7, 2004
lunna:
So,did you get a message or not?
Take care sweetie!
kiss
Apr 9, 2004

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