Finally a first date that didn't suck. On a related note. I really should get a wallet that doesn't have a ninja on it. Makes for an awkward first date moment.
Worked from home today and was surprisingly productive. I attribute it to the pajamas. My office building is under construction. Its very hard to write when people are pounding and drilling all around you. Also, my boss has the FUCKING FLU and doesn't seem to know that you are supposed to fucking stay home so you don't infect everyone with your virus. She is also... Read More
Lawyer #1a divorce lawyer as it turns out, apparently wasnt fond of my politics. When I mentioned anarchism her sphincter tightened so quickly it sucked the air out of the room.
Lawyer #2 Im pretty certain was made of straw.
The magazine writer I had high hopes for... Read More
i just wanted to let you know that your doppelgnger apparently lives in my neighborhood and occasionally walks by my window. i just saw him. i'm naming him jonesers_smith.
