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Brilliant. I can't believe this was on CNN.

fearthereaper:
That was awesome
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Words matter. I've been trying to offload an extra couch before I move. I've had it up on Craigslist for a week or so with a picture. The ad said something like " Purple couch, several years old but in good condition." No one wanted it. Re-listed it today, same picture but now it says:

Very cool purple couch, soft, comfortable and everything you would...
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fearthereaper:
1 & 2.

I'm quite talented.

My wife is not impressed.
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The GOP's continued attempts to compare Obama to Hitler is dangerous business. If they aren't careful, they might just drive their own racist base to Obama's side.
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I got yelled at by a 90 year old-hunch backed retired member of the Laborers because I held the door for him. "I'm old, not lazy," he said to me. He was so little and cute I wanted to hug him but I was afraid he would crumble to dust.

Facebook me if you want bitches. My days here are numbered.
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signalnoise:
Friend requested.
_margot_:
i requestered you
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I just bought me an old-timey razor. Fuck you Gillette. I hope I don't shave my face off with it.
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hotcurry:
You have no idea. My last boyfriend was bipolar, stopped taking his meds and tried to stab me in a manic rage. Clearly things can only get better from here.
signalnoise:
Do you have one of those cool leather straps to sharpen it on? Have you practiced standing menacingly in your front door, in a wife beater, working your razor?
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Dear Arnold, Go fuck yourself.


California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger - making last minute cuts to the budget - eliminated all of the state funding for domestic violence shelters. That's right - all of it.
Although the state Legislature submitted a budget with a 20 percent reduction to the $20.4 million the state provides to agencies that offer domestic violence services, Schwarzenegger slashed the funding by...
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Some might say that 39 is too old to start taking up gymnastics. Not, I. It is kinda gay, but I am so not gay that even when they make do movements that are, they don't even appear to have the slightest hint of gay to them. At all.

Also if you are in the LA are and want to shoot bows and fucking arrows...
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signalnoise:
As long as you have the Eye of the Tiger.
_margot_:
both
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Finally! Jesus has delivered unto us Christian sex toys, including the Christ friendly Clone-a-willy-kit. Don't worry, the site is porn-free so you won't be exposed to anything un-Christian when you purchase your anal beads.
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Good news! Looks like that whole military coup thingy won't impact your vacation to Honduras.


Industry giant Carnival says its cruise ships will continue to visit Honduras in coming days despite a military coup in the country over the weekend that has led to unrest in some areas.



Enjoy your holiday folks!

fearthereaper:
Thank God.
_margot_:
Brilliant.