HEY! I get softcore porn on demand now. This truly is a great country.
thorazeen:
YAY for the popcorn porn!
I hate dealing with other people's technology problems.
If you are going to insist that the organization buy you a $500.00 gadget, YOU should have to figure out how to use it.
If you are going to insist that the organization buy you a $500.00 gadget, YOU should have to figure out how to use it.
HEROES
(Sullivan) 1985
"We are not children any more
The fists you made they are come bashing at your door
Your legacy is waiting in the wings
And there's something so familiar in the hunger that we bring
We don't want to be like you, don't want to live like you
Learn by our own mistakes, thank you
Forcing time and pushing through
You are...
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(Sullivan) 1985
"We are not children any more
The fists you made they are come bashing at your door
Your legacy is waiting in the wings
And there's something so familiar in the hunger that we bring
We don't want to be like you, don't want to live like you
Learn by our own mistakes, thank you
Forcing time and pushing through
You are...
Read More
If not for my cat like reflexes, I would have been killed today by an SUV that ran a red light in Glendale. It totally would have ruined my spiffy new haircut too.
It gave me a new found love for life, which I celebrated upon my return home by playing with myself. And by playing with myself I mean masturbate.
Okay, to be honest,...
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It gave me a new found love for life, which I celebrated upon my return home by playing with myself. And by playing with myself I mean masturbate.
Okay, to be honest,...
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Diet sodas ranked in order of deliciousness:
1) Diet Vanilla Pepsi
2) Pepsi one
3) Diet Coke with Splenda
4) Coke Zero
5) Diet Vanilla Coke
6) Diet Pepsi
7) Diet Coke with Lime
8) Diet Coke
9) Ass flavored Diet Dr. Pibb
1) Diet Vanilla Pepsi
2) Pepsi one
3) Diet Coke with Splenda
4) Coke Zero
5) Diet Vanilla Coke
6) Diet Pepsi
7) Diet Coke with Lime
8) Diet Coke
9) Ass flavored Diet Dr. Pibb
I helped a nun today. I'm totally not going to hell now.
FACT: Showing up to work horny lowers your productivity.
thorazeen:
Radical.
somuchrain:
good god, so true. especially when you job consists of putting meat into buns.
I can now officially confirm what I believed to be true for a long time. Frisbee Golf is the lamest lawn "sport" ever. EVER!
Almost went to the birthday party of my nemesis on Saturday. Then I found out there would be no put-put, clowns, pinatas, or strippers. Any self-respecting birthday party should have at least one, preferably several, of those elements.
Instead, I went and saw Serentity. It was aWesome.
Instead, I went and saw Serentity. It was aWesome.
Favorite phrase that sounds like it means something totally different than it does: cold cocking. Please use it this week.