smithers_jones

Apparently the Star Strip Too has a Ms Pac Man machine.

Another Band Name I'd Like to See: Mick D and Bad Hearts

Reality TV Shows I'd Like to See:

Scientology House: What happens when 8 Scientologists are locked in a house for 8 weeks?

The Real Surivor: Contestants are dumped in a skid row of a major city with no money or identification. They must survive for 3 months using available social services and panhandling.

On my list of things to do this week: Convince my Mom to get corn rows.

Whoever provides me with the argument that convices her will win a meal of cricket tacos.

"Eleven sweet years and no nearer home
A hundred thousands miles through this battle zone
Still high on the wire above the hollow darkness
Trying not to look down..."

Best Album I've Bought This Year: Go Betty Go - Nothing is More. This disc rocks and is leap years ahead of their EP.

Go buy this. Now.

FACT: I am an unusually moist person.

I'm a little bit gangsta, and I'm a little bit Rock n Roll.

Things that I thought about last night that kept me up until 3 am:

The Burrito
Midget hands
Developing a working class analysis of Pimp My Ride
Developing a working class analysis of the BBC Faking it
Why my brain doesn't have an off switch.

Some people deal with life by self-medicating with drugs and alcohol.

I punch people in the head and cuddle.