Anyone in the LA area have a straight jacket I can borrow?
Get back to me.
Get back to me.
thorazeen:
Would a giant dingleberry work?
thorazeen:
Happy 3/7!
Oink Oink, Bang Bang, Everday the same ol' thang.
nimchimpsky:
we've got the same thing going on up in SF too, it's just not as well-known...
I had the most disturbing mayonaise dream last nite. Not smurfy. At all.
Never mind...
"Every tool is weapon, if you hold it right."
mrbeast:
and every cat can scratch you if you dont hold it right 
mathilde74:
Happy new year 
I spent most of last night at a vigil for Tookie Williams. All in all an extradordinary ritual of powerlessness. The left is so used to losing its become a part of the culture.
Shoulda gone to Bethel AME instead.
Shoulda gone to Bethel AME instead.
signalnoise:
dude, i wish i couid have shown my muggers how fast i am. they weren't even civilized muggers - they totally knocked me down from behind w/o even asking for the cash first...
"Better realize that if you don't have a purpose than this place is gonna knock you out sooner or later."
nimchimpsky:
what's that a quote from? cause it could describe the place where I work!
thorazeen:
OUUUCHH!
OUUUCHH!
Today I punched my nemesis in the head. Really hard. Not quite the vengance I was hoping for, butt its a start.
Help is coming, one day late.
My mom needs a cult. Something less kooky and dangerous than Jim Jones and those mothership people and less financially demanding than the Scientologists.
An added bonus if their members are required to have cornrows. Also, must like pets.
If you hear of such a cult, get back to me.
An added bonus if their members are required to have cornrows. Also, must like pets.
If you hear of such a cult, get back to me.