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smithers_jones

Dicktown

Member Since 2003

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Heading to Florida on Thursday for a wedding. Not enough time for me to grow out a Lemmy mustache, but I may be able to procure a Molly Hatchet t-shirt before I eave.

I am already itching from the anticipated mosquito bites.

chainlink:

Oh yeah ? You gonna be here a while ?

Mar 24, 2008

dreamergirl:

Ah the weather should be perfect.

Mar 25, 2008

Spring is finally upon us. That means the return of the abomination that is dudes wearing flip-flops and sandals. But because the universe must remain in balance, it also means the return of short skirts and hot chicks in beaters. This will make Jesus weep. I know this because every time Jesus weeps, my nether regions tingle a little.

Back to Muay Thai tonight. I...
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_margot_:

You never have to worry about that, promise me

Mar 20, 2008

lostlucy:

Oh the hillbilly comment

oh my aching side...

Mar 21, 2008

Gnomes are assholes.

signalnoise:

Maybe he's a doctor.

Mar 16, 2008

Top Five Romantic Comedies of All-Time:

1) Benny and Joon
2) Serendipity
3) LA Story
4) 40 Year Old Virgin
5) Groundhog Day

fearthereaper:

I'm disappointed that you even came up with this list.

Mar 5, 2008

I went to J-Lo's for dinner last night. It was much better than Gigli.

dreamergirl:

and you dont even tell us what you ate?

Mar 3, 2008

jaytan:

Does she make great pancakes?

Ken Shamrock puts butts in seats. He'd sell 2 seats to fit J-Lo's ass.

Mar 3, 2008

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dreamergirl:

I feel so close to you now that you've shown me the neighborhood.
I want a smoody NOW

REM rocks so hard. I could listen to that song a million times.

Feb 29, 2008

dreamergirl:

My neighborhood:

Feb 29, 2008

If this has legs, I think the Dems just won the White House.

And by "it" having legs, I mean the story, not the dame.

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_margot_:

The facial expression is priceless, actually.

Feb 21, 2008

dreamergirl:

Thank you

Feb 23, 2008

After grappling with sweaty men for almost two hours today, I am overdue for some girl-on-girl action.

Tonight: Sirens vs. Tough Cookies!

Republicans are fucking dicks.

"During what was supposed to be a somber memorial service in Statuary Hall for Rep. Tom Lantos, who died Monday, the House chamber became mired in chaos over procedural votes," the Politico reports.

House Republicans are upset that Democrats are voting today on contempt citations for White House aides Harriet Miers and Josh Bolten, and vowed to hold 'protest votes' to...
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dreamergirl:

All parties are dicks.
The shit slings both ways.

I along with many left not a party but the mentality one side "can do it"

Where in the hell is the green party anyways?

I have been very disgusted with everyone in general. I am no longer looking at a party, but who I think is the best one.

Shame on anyone who votes straight parties without knowing who the man or women is and stands for.

Now can i borrow that chicks wig n your profile?

Feb 16, 2008

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