Tuesday Apr 29, 2008

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In celebration of International "Hug a Cum-Monkey" Day, I wanted to post a new snack-mix recipe I just invented. I call it "The Peanut Buzzer."

1 part chocolate covered espresso beans, 2 parts peanuts (or chocolate covered peanuts).

Eat it, bitches.
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_margot_:
When do you find out if things are ok with you?
_margot_:
Keep me posted.

Friday Apr 25, 2008

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Greetings Porn Freaks!

Good news! I don't have a hernia. I'm sure you assholes were worried sick about me. I decided I had one about a month ago when I had an excruciating groin pain while doing push ups. Turns out it was just a pulled muscle.I should be kept away from Web MD. In addition to the hernia, I've also diagnosed myself with Aspergers...
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dreamergirl:
Both of those things freaked out my doctor and inventor of the nutraker

well i did it again...spit out my drink laughing...

I hope your doing great, I think the sailor mouth is hot. Keep it up. kiss
signalnoise:
Dude: WebMD totally fucks me up. I went through a long period convinced I had stomach cancer. Why does every bit of advice on WebMD end with "Oh, btw, you be dying asshole" ?

Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

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And you fuckers thought I was being melodramatic.



Sandra Frosti, a 69-year-old central Floridian, found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen late Monday night, authorities said.

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_margot_:
That is a dick move, people were eating dinner. At least wait.
chainlink:
Yeah.
I'll still take gators over smog, traffic, gang-bangers, earthquakes and failed actresses.

We've got it easy. And you can eat gators.
wink

Monday Apr 21, 2008

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Went to a grilled cheese party and contest on Saturday. I debuted by newest, but still unnamed, sandwich: Cinnamon apple grilled cheese with smoked fontina and pepper jack. It was a hit.

This makes me want to sell my PC and by a Mac pronto:

_margot_:
Oh my God. That sounds so good.

_margot_:
May I ask what type of bread? or is that a secret?

Wednesday Apr 16, 2008

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Back from DC. I hate traveling for work. It means 15 hour days, 4 hours of sleep a night, crappy food, and time away from the people I love. I did get to see Obama speak. He addressed about 2500 Building Trades members from across the US and got an amazing response especially considering most of the unions that have endorsed in this race have...
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Saturday Apr 12, 2008

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Last night I invented a new word:

nappetizer n. A nap taken just before going to bed.

I invented it last night while brushing my teeth in between my nappetizer and going to bed. Yes, it was a fucking exciting Friday night, thanks for asking.

Feel free to use it.

Actually not a bad week for inventions. I also invented a brand for a line...
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Tuesday Apr 08, 2008

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I shouldn't be allowed to pick my own doctors. I just made an appointment with one that I chose partially because he seems to be a bit of a kook. In addition to writing a book he says explains "the origin of all living substances in the Universe," he is also the inventor of a medical instrument called the "nutrake."

How awesome is it that...
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chainlink:
Well they are both XXX large.

Hope they fit you.

wink
signalnoise:
Jesus is your hard drive?

Friday Apr 04, 2008

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And so it begins...


British fear US commander is beating the drum for Iran strikes
A strong statement from General David Petraeus about Iran's intervention in Iraq could set the stage for a US attack on Iranian military facilities, according to a Whitehall assessment. In closely watched testimony in Washington next week, Gen Petraeus will state that the Iranian threat has risen as Tehran has...
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fearthereaper:
Wow. He's a whole new level of moron.

You need to stop learning, it's only going to get you into trouble.

Wednesday Apr 02, 2008

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As of today I have officially paid off the last of my student loans.

Suck it.
_margot_:
That is fantastic congratulations ♥

I will be out there end of May. I think it will work out fine. My mom finally figured out how to use her computer, so it may be easier to talk with the family.

I am pretty excited to be able to meet you *fingers crossed*
_margot_:
It has been written.

Monday Mar 31, 2008

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I survived my Florida trip. I spotted several gators from the roadway. One was in a ditch about 50 feet from a parking lot waiting from the opportunity to eat someone. I also went to a trip to the Kennedy Space Center with the family.

I don't find the space program very interesting. In fact, I find it a tremendous waste of money. I am...
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fearthereaper:
Raiders fans are the worst. A couple of hears ago, they beat up a Pittsburg fan and bit off his nose.
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